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Fleet Admiral
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No bloody way most of them are ignorant sods and not worth the effort, but I was going ask Geoff Boycott for his autograph until I found out he was a man u fan.
How about you?
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#1397 |
Chief of the Boat
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Once gave a light to Shane Warne after a cricket match.
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#1398 |
Ace of the Deep
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A. They cannot count so just think about jumping fences.
Q. Do robots dream of electric sheep?
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Old enough to know better
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I don't.
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Chief of the Boat
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Most definitely.
What do chickens think we taste like? |
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#1401 |
Ace of the Deep
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A. Very tasty fat balls
Q. If a sheep has been sheared does than mean she is naked?
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Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke" ![]() |
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Only if the sheep is over the age of consent.
How old is that in Sheep years?
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#1403 |
Fleet Admiral
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Why is Jimbuna so fascinated by sheep? |
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#1404 |
Airplane Nerd
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That's a good question to ask him.
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#1405 |
Eternal Patrol
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Crazy's not the right word. Let's just say "different".
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Airplane Nerd
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Because it's true.
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Admiral
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The answer lies within, Grasshopper.
Now, can you snatch the pebble from my hand? ![]()
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Airplane Nerd
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![]() ![]() The real question is can I pick it up off the ground after you drop it? ![]() Do I win? ![]()
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#1409 |
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Not if I don't drop it and you don't drop me.
Have you been there, done that? ![]()
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Airplane Nerd
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Got the T-Shirt.
What's the biggest size of shoe you have ever worn?
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