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Old 06-20-13, 02:05 PM   #1396
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No bloody way most of them are ignorant sods and not worth the effort, but I was going ask Geoff Boycott for his autograph until I found out he was a man u fan.


How about you?
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Old 06-20-13, 02:13 PM   #1397
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Once gave a light to Shane Warne after a cricket match.

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
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Old 06-20-13, 02:23 PM   #1398
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A. They cannot count so just think about jumping fences.

Q. Do robots dream of electric sheep?
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Old 06-20-13, 03:26 PM   #1399
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I don't.

Are sheep cold after they are sheared?
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Old 06-20-13, 04:17 PM   #1400
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Most definitely.

What do chickens think we taste like?
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Old 06-20-13, 05:20 PM   #1401
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A. Very tasty fat balls

Q. If a sheep has been sheared does than mean she is naked?
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Old 06-20-13, 07:27 PM   #1402
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Only if the sheep is over the age of consent.

How old is that in Sheep years?
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Old 06-20-13, 07:45 PM   #1403
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Why is Jimbuna so fascinated by sheep?
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Old 06-20-13, 07:54 PM   #1404
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That's a good question to ask him.

Am I crazy?
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Old 06-20-13, 09:25 PM   #1405
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Crazy's not the right word. Let's just say "different".

Why would I even say a thing like that?
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Old 06-20-13, 09:44 PM   #1406
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Because it's true.

Here's another one for you.

Am I too hard on myself? Let's see what kind of answer that gets.
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Old 06-20-13, 10:14 PM   #1407
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The answer lies within, Grasshopper.


Now, can you snatch the pebble from my hand?
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Old 06-20-13, 10:22 PM   #1408
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The real question is can I pick it up off the ground after you drop it?

Do I win?
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Old 06-20-13, 10:35 PM   #1409
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Not if I don't drop it and you don't drop me.


Have you been there, done that?
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Old 06-20-13, 10:36 PM   #1410
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Got the T-Shirt.

What's the biggest size of shoe you have ever worn?
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