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Old 07-26-11, 11:51 AM   #121
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The crew showed slight signs of disappointment, when they realized that the promised strippers turned out to be male.
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Old 07-26-11, 12:07 PM   #122
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"Shut up and eat your chicken."
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Old 07-26-11, 01:01 PM   #123
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*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*

Sticky alert!





"One more thing, Herr Kaleun. On my way here... some of the men... er..."




"Yes, 1WO?"




"An unbelievable incident. The men, they... well..."




"Just say it, man. They peed on you."




"Jawohl, Herr Kaleun."




"Me too. They piss on all the officers' cars, 1WO."




"But, Herr Kaleun..."




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"I don't have a car, sir."
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Old 07-26-11, 01:23 PM   #124
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Let me get this right. It's stick your left food in and shake it all about....
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Old 07-26-11, 01:40 PM   #125
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*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*

Sticky alert!

snip snip snip...

"Me too. They piss on all the officers' cars, 1WO."


"But, Herr Kaleun..."


"Yes, 1WO?"


"I don't have a car, sir."

That is why this really deserves a sticky!
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Old 07-26-11, 01:59 PM   #126
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Do you ever get the feeling your being watched?
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Old 07-26-11, 02:05 PM   #127
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*wipes tears from eyes*

This is one of the best scroll-downs in the whole history of scrolling down.
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Old 07-26-11, 02:22 PM   #128
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Old 07-26-11, 03:26 PM   #129
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Your date has arrived Herr Kaleun
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Old 07-26-11, 08:03 PM   #130
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Old 07-26-11, 09:07 PM   #131
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What does it mean to point index finger up?
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Old 07-26-11, 10:15 PM   #132
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Old 07-26-11, 10:37 PM   #133
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What movie are these from?
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Old 07-27-11, 02:52 AM   #134
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Taken from U - 900

I don't know if it made it to an English version? It is not on the list.
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Old 07-27-11, 03:00 AM   #135
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What movie are these from?
U-900, a recent German Comedy / Uboat spoof movie
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