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07-26-11, 11:51 AM | #121 |
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The crew showed slight signs of disappointment, when they realized that the promised strippers turned out to be male. |
07-26-11, 12:07 PM | #122 |
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"Has anyone seen the cat?" "Shut up and eat your chicken."
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07-26-11, 01:01 PM | #123 |
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*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*
Sticky alert! "One more thing, Herr Kaleun. On my way here... some of the men... er..." "Yes, 1WO?" "An unbelievable incident. The men, they... well..." "Just say it, man. They peed on you." "Jawohl, Herr Kaleun." "Me too. They piss on all the officers' cars, 1WO." "But, Herr Kaleun..." "Yes, 1WO?" "I don't have a car, sir." |
07-26-11, 01:23 PM | #124 |
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Let me get this right. It's stick your left food in and shake it all about....
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07-26-11, 01:59 PM | #126 |
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Do you ever get the feeling your being watched?
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07-26-11, 02:05 PM | #127 |
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07-26-11, 02:22 PM | #128 |
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07-26-11, 03:26 PM | #129 |
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Your date has arrived Herr Kaleun
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07-26-11, 08:03 PM | #130 |
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Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher." |
07-26-11, 09:07 PM | #131 |
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What does it mean to point index finger up?
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07-26-11, 10:15 PM | #132 |
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07-26-11, 10:37 PM | #133 |
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07-27-11, 02:52 AM | #134 |
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07-27-11, 03:00 AM | #135 |
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