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Stealhead · 06-06-13, 09:08 PM

Ducks use that Gorilla Glue tape.

Is there such a thing as high speed tape?

WernherVonTrapp · 06-06-13, 11:02 PM

Well, I know there's such a thing as red tape.

Why is she called Red Riding Hood if she walks to her grandmother's house?

BossMark · 06-07-13, 06:56 AM

She is called so because she wears a red hood, she's a little girl and for the riding I am not informed on that particular subject.

Why did she go to her grandmothers house?

Sailor Steve · 06-07-13, 09:52 AM

To ask her advice on wolf-hunting.

Why a duck?

STEED · 06-07-13, 02:01 PM

Simple...you tried to cook a whale.

Now then what veg goes well with duck?

WernherVonTrapp · 06-07-13, 05:52 PM

Any vegetable that the crowd throws at you; you'll duck.

What can you yell to a duck, to get him to duck without confusing him?

u crank · 06-07-13, 06:47 PM

Heads up.

What do ducks play with in the bath tub?

BossMark · 06-08-13, 04:57 AM

Humans of course

Which duck is best Donald or Daffy?

STEED · 06-08-13, 06:38 AM

Daffy...more funny.

What cartoon you find so funny?

BossMark · 06-08-13, 07:41 AM

Tom and Jerry (Got them all on DVD)

What is your favourite?

STEED · 06-08-13, 07:52 AM

Dastardly & Muttley in their flying machines...Yes I have got the whole lot on DVD.

What's the weather like where you are?

Spiced_Rum · 06-08-13, 01:23 PM

A. About right for the time of year. Good visibility, low probability of precipitation, fair winds, and no volcanic eruptions.

Q. How many ducks does it take to make an Eider down?

frau kaleun · 06-08-13, 02:11 PM

Only about half a dozen, provided they're morose enough, but it helps if the Eider is already a bit depressed to begin with.

What happens if I divide by zero?

Wolferz · 06-08-13, 03:08 PM

If you divide by zero, you get an exception.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

WernherVonTrapp · 06-08-13, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Only about half a dozen, provided they're morose enough, but it helps if the Eider is already a bit depressed to begin with.

What happens if I divide by zero?

You cannot divide by zero. Zero is indeterminate, or an undefined value.

Which number, when multiplied by 0, gives you 9?

06-06-13, 11:02 PM	#1217
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Well, I know there's such a thing as red tape. Why is she called Red Riding Hood if she walks to her grandmother's house? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

06-07-13, 06:56 AM	#1218
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	She is called so because she wears a red hood, she's a little girl and for the riding I am not informed on that particular subject. Why did she go to her grandmothers house? __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

06-07-13, 09:52 AM	#1219
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	To ask her advice on wolf-hunting. Why a duck? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

06-07-13, 02:01 PM	#1220
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Simple...you tried to cook a whale. Now then what veg goes well with duck? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

06-07-13, 05:52 PM	#1221
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Any vegetable that the crowd throws at you; you'll duck. What can you yell to a duck, to get him to duck without confusing him? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

06-06-13, 09:08 PM	#1216
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Ducks use that Gorilla Glue tape. Is there such a thing as high speed tape?

06-07-13, 06:47 PM	#1222
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,747 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Heads up. What do ducks play with in the bath tub? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

06-08-13, 04:57 AM	#1223
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Humans of course Which duck is best Donald or Daffy? __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

06-08-13, 06:38 AM	#1224
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Daffy...more funny. What cartoon you find so funny? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

06-08-13, 07:41 AM	#1225
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Tom and Jerry (Got them all on DVD) What is your favourite? __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

06-08-13, 07:52 AM	#1226
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Dastardly & Muttley in their flying machines...Yes I have got the whole lot on DVD. What's the weather like where you are? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

06-08-13, 01:23 PM	#1227
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. About right for the time of year. Good visibility, low probability of precipitation, fair winds, and no volcanic eruptions. Q. How many ducks does it take to make an Eider down? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

06-08-13, 02:11 PM	#1228
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Only about half a dozen, provided they're morose enough, but it helps if the Eider is already a bit depressed to begin with. What happens if I divide by zero?

06-08-13, 03:08 PM	#1229
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	If you divide by zero, you get an exception. Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near? __________________ Tomorrow never comes