[REQ] Girlfriend Mod

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by reallydedpoet

Maybe there could be a Joke Mod to be included with the Girlfriend Mod


RDP

In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink.

It had a single word on it: "Think!"

The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign, and right below it, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read, "Thoap!"

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A woman sent her clothing to a Chinese laundry, but when it came back there were still stains on her panties. So the following week she enclosed a note saying, 'use more soap on panties.' The next day when she picked up her next lot of laundry there was a note on it saying, 'use more paper on ass.'

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Two Priests go for a shower and notice there is no soap. Father John goes to his room to get some, not bothering to to get dressed. He grabs two bars and heads back to the showers. Half way down the hall three nuns head his way. He pretends to be a statue. Nuns say how life like he looks. Then the 1st nun pulls his co*k. Startled he drops a bar of soap. "Oh, its a soap dispenser!" So the 2nd nun does the same and he drops the other bar. The 3rd nun keeps tuggin at his co*k "Sweet Jesus!. . . It gives out hand lotion too!"

[Wolfehunter]

:rotfl:

[Wolfehunter]

ok I have been work on some new mod female skins. I hope you like them.


Officer ready for orders.

Alway need a medic when things get tough.

Professional deck gunner at your service.

Comming soon to SH3 :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

You'll go blind man....blind a tell ya