Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 76

alamwuhk2a · 02-07-07, 07:10 AM

Bernard has got a brother. Bernard's brother is a normal ghost crew, unlike Bernard. He is just invisible, but Bernard... always gets messed up.
Just a Joke

danurve · 02-07-07, 09:53 AM

Apparently the docking watch crew gets to peek up skirts.

AVGWarhawk · 02-07-07, 11:12 AM

Not to mention it is raining like heck and no one has rain gear on????

danurve · 02-07-07, 05:37 PM

Well I have the NSS_Uboat7b.cfg StormConditions adjusted slightly in order to use the deck gun in less then perfect weather.

Cpt.Thorne · 02-08-07, 04:45 AM

KRiegsmarine News
EXTRA EXTRA!!!

New Allied ASW revealed. This new weapon is called the Uboote Harpoon and it is used to spear and puncture through the superstructure or even th pressure hull, hook on and the either rip the hull open or drag the Uboote on surface to be shot into pieces. This weapon is extremely dangerous and its usually dropped with the DC charges so that it cannot be heard and will surprise the Uboote completely. It is estimated that the force of this weapon is strong enough for it be accurate and dangerous up to 100m. So you are ordered to dive atleast to that depth from now on in order to avoid this horrible weapon.

Here is a picture of this weapon in action. Close call for the uboote thistime!

DrMilton · 02-08-07, 10:03 AM

@Thorne:
:rotfl: Good one... what is it ??

Cpt.Thorne · 02-08-07, 10:17 AM

Its Ai Sub that was attacking the same convoy I was. Started to wonder what´s going on as ships tried to shoot something and I was left all alone to get into good position. Went looking and saw a periscope braking the surface. Flower corvette rammed the AI Uboat and sent DCs but while it rammed the Uboat it got heavy damage and its mas with crowsnest dropped into the water as it started to burn it was still throwing DCs and I was following if they´d get the ai sub and saw that thing pop into the water with DCs. I thought it was hilarious and snapped a photo seen above. Corvette sank minutes later and the Ai sub went on damaging a transport and sinking another corvette that rammed it also. Ai sub was destroyed later by River class DD. While all this was going on I was able to easily take down a Large tanker Liberty Cargo and Med Freighter. All the escorts were aftre the ai sub for the moment behind the convoy and I weas able to slip away unnoticed.

NYGM 2.4 April 1943 NE Rockall falls. One of the great moments in my SHIII career. Second time I spotted an AI Uboote. I saw one in BF something earlier in the war 1941 IIRC (can´t remember) attacking a northbound convoy too.

U-104 · 02-09-07, 04:04 PM

Uh, Bernard, I really don't think it's raining...

gta-man · 02-15-07, 11:35 PM

:rotfl::rotfl:

NealT · 02-16-07, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by U-104

Uh, Bernard, I really don't think it's raining...

Well it is...but Bernard is not necessarily talking about where he is...

Biggles · 02-16-07, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NealT

Quote:

Originally Posted by U-104

Uh, Bernard, I really don't think it's raining...

Well it is...but Bernard is not necessarily talking about where he is...

oh my....better check the entire U-boat for leaks then mate!

_Seth_ · 02-17-07, 02:18 PM

Ha..ha..ha....(Its soo bad..

) :rotfl:

Morts · 02-17-07, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Seth_

Ha..ha..ha....(Its soo bad..

) :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: nice

danurve · 02-17-07, 07:54 PM

Brittish fighter/bombers are now able to convert to submersibles and avoid more dual 20mm flak :hmm:
thumb to screen

_Seth_ · 02-17-07, 08:00 PM

Harr-harr-harr...

02-07-07, 07:10 AM	#1126
alamwuhk2a Helmsman Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 107 Downloads: 12 Uploads: 0	Bernard has got a brother. Bernard's brother is a normal ghost crew, unlike Bernard. He is just invisible, but Bernard... always gets messed up. Just a Joke __________________ Come from the secret Hong Kong U-boat base

02-07-07, 09:53 AM	#1127
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	Apparently the docking watch crew gets to peek up skirts. __________________

02-07-07, 11:12 AM	#1128
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Not to mention it is raining like heck and no one has rain gear on???? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-07-07, 05:37 PM	#1129
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	Well I have the NSS_Uboat7b.cfg StormConditions adjusted slightly in order to use the deck gun in less then perfect weather. __________________

02-09-07, 04:04 PM	#1133
U-104 Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: United States Posts: 797 Downloads: 187 Uploads: 0	Uh, Bernard, I really don't think it's raining... __________________ My heart is steadfast, O God. I will sing and make music with all my soul. Ps. 108:1 Survival of the fittest does not explain arrival of the fittest. we live in a single spoken sentence.. "God said, let there be"

02-08-07, 04:45 AM	#1130
Cpt.Thorne Torpedoman Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 116 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	KRiegsmarine News EXTRA EXTRA!!! New Allied ASW revealed. This new weapon is called the Uboote Harpoon and it is used to spear and puncture through the superstructure or even th pressure hull, hook on and the either rip the hull open or drag the Uboote on surface to be shot into pieces. This weapon is extremely dangerous and its usually dropped with the DC charges so that it cannot be heard and will surprise the Uboote completely. It is estimated that the force of this weapon is strong enough for it be accurate and dangerous up to 100m. So you are ordered to dive atleast to that depth from now on in order to avoid this horrible weapon. Here is a picture of this weapon in action. Close call for the uboote thistime!

02-08-07, 10:03 AM	#1131
DrMilton Gunner Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Right in the middle of it... Posts: 94 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	@Thorne: :rotfl: Good one... what is it ??

02-08-07, 10:17 AM	#1132
Cpt.Thorne Torpedoman Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 116 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Its Ai Sub that was attacking the same convoy I was. Started to wonder what´s going on as ships tried to shoot something and I was left all alone to get into good position. Went looking and saw a periscope braking the surface. Flower corvette rammed the AI Uboat and sent DCs but while it rammed the Uboat it got heavy damage and its mas with crowsnest dropped into the water as it started to burn it was still throwing DCs and I was following if they´d get the ai sub and saw that thing pop into the water with DCs. I thought it was hilarious and snapped a photo seen above. Corvette sank minutes later and the Ai sub went on damaging a transport and sinking another corvette that rammed it also. Ai sub was destroyed later by River class DD. While all this was going on I was able to easily take down a Large tanker Liberty Cargo and Med Freighter. All the escorts were aftre the ai sub for the moment behind the convoy and I weas able to slip away unnoticed. NYGM 2.4 April 1943 NE Rockall falls. One of the great moments in my SHIII career. Second time I spotted an AI Uboote. I saw one in BF something earlier in the war 1941 IIRC (can´t remember) attacking a northbound convoy too.

02-15-07, 11:35 PM	#1134
gta-man Swabbie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Argentina Posts: 7 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl:

02-17-07, 02:18 PM	#1137
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Ha..ha..ha....(Its soo bad..) :rotfl: __________________

02-17-07, 07:54 PM	#1139
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	Brittish fighter/bombers are now able to convert to submersibles and avoid more dual 20mm flak :hmm: thumb to screen __________________

02-17-07, 08:00 PM	#1140
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Another "dry" one... Harr-harr-harr... __________________