Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams II - Page 73

frau kaleun · 01-07-10, 03:42 PM

Granted, but the mind is that of your neighbor's 13 year old kid and the purpose is to bounce a softball off the outside wall of your bedroom without interruption until he breaks the world record.

I wish the rain were made of vodka.

Jimbuna · 01-07-10, 04:38 PM

Granted, it is Hindustani vodka and absolutely undrinkable.

I wish there was a time for sacred habits.

TarJak · 01-07-10, 04:54 PM

Granted, you now have time to wear your sacred nun habit down to Tescos to do you shopping.

I hope Jim remembers the milk.

01-07-10, 06:15 PM

Granted but it is rancid and stinking milk from a three-toed sloth with plague infested rats swimming in it and he just spilt it on your living room rug.

I wish my breadmaker could make gold.

frau kaleun · 01-07-10, 06:56 PM

Granted, but it was the only working breadmaker on Earth after the last apocalypse, and making bread by hand had become a lost art when the cyborgs took over. Bread is gone from us forever, and no amount of gold can buy it back. The masses, predictably, blame you.

I wish I had a nickel for every time that happened.

VonHesse · 01-07-10, 07:13 PM

Granted, you are a very wealthy woman, indeed. However, buying anything of significance requires a truck and hours and hours of counting.

I wish politicians didn't lie so darn much.

TarJak · 01-07-10, 07:50 PM

Granted, you now know they are taking you for all they can get so they are comfortable in their old age.

I wish I knew the pitfalls before taking the next step.

01-08-10, 12:54 AM

Granted and so you end up passing an African convent and although you now know all the pitfalls you still end up in Abyssinia with an Abbess falling into an abyss.

I wish that Swiss cheese is not where you find it.

Jimbuna · 01-08-10, 07:23 AM

Granted, Swiss cheese is now renamed to 'where you find it cheese'

I wish the bottom line was at the top.

Raptor1 · 01-08-10, 08:29 AM

I wish it was not so

Granted, but now this wish is upside down

TarJak · 01-08-10, 09:38 PM

Granted, things are it is not so, they are la.

I wish the story would not get in the way of good facts.

Lt.Fillipidis · 01-09-10, 03:43 AM

Granted. There are no good facts at all so no problem.

I wish all drinks were free for me tonight.
(I hate when i dont have a hangover from last night and i just dont have enough money to try again the next night...

)

MothBalls · 01-09-10, 11:19 AM

Granted. Welcome to The Blue Oyster Urine Bar, all of your drinks are free.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Task Force · 01-09-10, 01:22 PM

Granted now you have nothing to do, all you did was procrastinate.

I wish the world world was upside down.

Raptor1 · 01-09-10, 01:24 PM

Granted, but due to the nature of the laws of gravity, it really changes nothing...

I wish there was no gravity

01-07-10, 04:38 PM	#1082
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,300 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, it is Hindustani vodka and absolutely undrinkable. I wish there was a time for sacred habits. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-07-10, 07:13 PM	#1086
VonHesse Sailor Man Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Dieser verdammte Platz Posts: 239 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Granted, you are a very wealthy woman, indeed. However, buying anything of significance requires a truck and hours and hours of counting. I wish politicians didn't lie so darn much. Last edited by VonHesse; 01-07-10 at 07:23 PM.

01-08-10, 07:23 AM	#1089
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,300 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, Swiss cheese is now renamed to 'where you find it cheese' I wish the bottom line was at the top. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-08-10, 08:29 AM	#1090
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	I wish it was not so Granted, but now this wish is upside down __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

01-09-10, 01:22 PM	#1094
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted now you have nothing to do, all you did was procrastinate. I wish the world world was upside down. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

01-07-10, 03:42 PM	#1081
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Granted, but the mind is that of your neighbor's 13 year old kid and the purpose is to bounce a softball off the outside wall of your bedroom without interruption until he breaks the world record. I wish the rain were made of vodka.

01-07-10, 04:54 PM	#1083
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, you now have time to wear your sacred nun habit down to Tescos to do you shopping. I hope Jim remembers the milk.

01-07-10, 06:15 PM	#1084
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted but it is rancid and stinking milk from a three-toed sloth with plague infested rats swimming in it and he just spilt it on your living room rug. I wish my breadmaker could make gold.

01-07-10, 06:56 PM	#1085
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it was the only working breadmaker on Earth after the last apocalypse, and making bread by hand had become a lost art when the cyborgs took over. Bread is gone from us forever, and no amount of gold can buy it back. The masses, predictably, blame you. I wish I had a nickel for every time that happened.

01-07-10, 07:50 PM	#1087
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, you now know they are taking you for all they can get so they are comfortable in their old age. I wish I knew the pitfalls before taking the next step.

01-08-10, 12:54 AM	#1088
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted and so you end up passing an African convent and although you now know all the pitfalls you still end up in Abyssinia with an Abbess falling into an abyss. I wish that Swiss cheese is not where you find it.

01-08-10, 09:38 PM	#1091
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, things are it is not so, they are la. I wish the story would not get in the way of good facts.

01-09-10, 03:43 AM	#1092
Lt.Fillipidis Weps Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Veria, Greece Posts: 365 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	Granted. There are no good facts at all so no problem. I wish all drinks were free for me tonight. (I hate when i dont have a hangover from last night and i just dont have enough money to try again the next night... )

01-09-10, 11:19 AM	#1093
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Granted. Welcome to The Blue Oyster Urine Bar, all of your drinks are free. I wish I could stop procrastinating.

01-09-10, 01:24 PM	#1095
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but due to the nature of the laws of gravity, it really changes nothing... I wish there was no gravity __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory