Ask the next Person a Question - Page 71

The Enigma · 05-08-13, 03:47 PM

Despite the grain.

Is a wonder always a miracle?

WernherVonTrapp · 05-08-13, 05:01 PM

No, Stevie was never a member of The Miracles.

Can one suffer homesickness while at home?

Jimbuna · 05-08-13, 05:05 PM

Depends how hard you have to wonder.

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

u crank · 05-09-13, 05:55 PM

Cannibals are known to be picky eaters.

What is green about Greenland?

Jimbuna · 05-10-13, 08:47 AM

The grass...if you can find any.

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Sailor Steve · 05-10-13, 09:48 AM

You can't slip the doors into your pocket.

Why can't I think of a decent question?

WernherVonTrapp · 05-10-13, 10:20 AM

Perhaps you're distracted.

Heard any good Bank Tellers today?

Jimbuna · 05-10-13, 11:57 AM

Actually...I left the bank a little more than an hour ago and as I approached my car a Teller came up behind me and handed me my car keys that I had inadvertently left on the counter.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

WernherVonTrapp · 05-10-13, 12:09 PM

Well, that's like saying Lepers come from Leptons.

What would life be like if the "bluebird of happiness" turned green with envy?

Sailor Steve · 05-10-13, 01:38 PM

We'd all be red-faced as we turned a whiter shade of pale.

How many women can fit inside a Procul Harum?

WernherVonTrapp · 05-10-13, 03:42 PM

As many as Procul wants (good song, btw).

Exactly what color is a "horse of a different color"?

Jimbuna · 05-10-13, 04:03 PM

Sky blue pink.

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

WernherVonTrapp · 05-10-13, 06:12 PM

Sheer spite.

Why is it called a "remote" control if you have to operate it manually?

u crank · 05-10-13, 06:23 PM

I don't have the remotest idea.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

WernherVonTrapp · 05-10-13, 06:52 PM

No, I would chill out.

Can you draw heat without paper?

05-08-13, 03:47 PM	#1051
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Despite the grain. Is a wonder always a miracle? __________________

05-08-13, 05:01 PM	#1052
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	No, Stevie was never a member of The Miracles. Can one suffer homesickness while at home? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

05-08-13, 05:05 PM	#1053
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Depends how hard you have to wonder. Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-09-13, 05:55 PM	#1054
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Cannibals are known to be picky eaters. What is green about Greenland? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

05-10-13, 08:47 AM	#1055
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The grass...if you can find any. Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-10-13, 09:48 AM	#1056
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	You can't slip the doors into your pocket. Why can't I think of a decent question? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-10-13, 10:20 AM	#1057
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Perhaps you're distracted. Heard any good Bank Tellers today? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

05-10-13, 11:57 AM	#1058
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Actually...I left the bank a little more than an hour ago and as I approached my car a Teller came up behind me and handed me my car keys that I had inadvertently left on the counter. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-10-13, 12:09 PM	#1059
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Well, that's like saying Lepers come from Leptons. What would life be like if the "bluebird of happiness" turned green with envy? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

05-10-13, 01:38 PM	#1060
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	We'd all be red-faced as we turned a whiter shade of pale. How many women can fit inside a Procul Harum? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-10-13, 03:42 PM	#1061
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	As many as Procul wants (good song, btw). Exactly what color is a "horse of a different color"? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

05-10-13, 04:03 PM	#1062
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sky blue pink. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-10-13, 06:12 PM	#1063
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Sheer spite. Why is it called a "remote" control if you have to operate it manually? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

05-10-13, 06:23 PM	#1064
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	I don't have the remotest idea. If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

05-10-13, 06:52 PM	#1065
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	No, I would chill out. Can you draw heat without paper? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate