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Old 01-03-10, 03:15 PM   #1051
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Granted, you get a seat in the 2nd row... Behind the "Worlds biggest woman"...

I wish jim wouldnt get crushed by peices of my submarocket... lol
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Old 01-03-10, 04:04 PM   #1052
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Granted, he is safe in a bunker so none of the debri injured him.

I wish due the explosion Task Force's Post count on Subsim droped to #0

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Granted but his post count becomes a zero with 800 in front of it giving Task Force many free posts.

I wish peach-pits could be used in nuclear weapons fired from rocket-propelled arial submarines.
 
Old 01-03-10, 05:38 PM   #1054
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Granted, but they're all targetted at your place of abode.

I wish that front row seat was now available.
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Old 01-03-10, 05:49 PM   #1055
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Granted, there is a front row seat available. Your seat is in row 1,736,431.

I wish (insert name of any irritating celebrity here) was packed up in cement and set afloat.
 
Old 01-04-10, 12:34 AM   #1056
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Granted, but the men sent to execute this mission failed to locate anyone who goes by the name (insert name of any irritating celebrity here), so they went home

I wish Newton's third law of motion did not exist
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Old 01-04-10, 01:10 AM   #1057
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Granted.Newton's laws of motion are now unnumbered.

I wish i had a teleport machine to teleport home -> work and the opposite whenever i want...
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Old 01-04-10, 05:57 AM   #1058
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Granted, however you get teleported to your home in the year 22000 BC and have to share your future place of abode with a woolly mammoth.

I wish for more tolerance this year.
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Old 01-04-10, 06:25 AM   #1059
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Granted, tolerance levels are raised by one thousandth of an inch meaning your tadger is now 3" and one thousandth of an inch.

I wish forbearance was redeemable.
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Old 01-04-10, 04:47 PM   #1060
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It is, but the judge called it a bribe and now find yourself out of a job and in jail.

I hope jimbuna's cellmate is gentle
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Old 01-04-10, 04:53 PM   #1061
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Granted... till he finds he was in the police force... then he wasnt so gentel...

I wish FRAPS would take Screen shots when I tell it to...
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Old 01-04-10, 08:54 PM   #1062
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Granted. It takes 'em every time, but it won't let you see them.

I wish I had a cool sig...
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Granted, your sig is so very cool that it reaches absolute zero causing all movement in the universe to cease and the end of everything as we know it.

I wish the known universe was not so easy to destroy when crushing dreams.
 
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Granted. I restored the universe"s flow of time but i forgot to do so to you too so now you"re immobile like a statue.

I wish Michael Kiske would go back to Helloween so that they would have two singers and make each album with the voice of each!
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Old 01-05-10, 05:09 AM   #1065
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Granted, but one is Chinese speaking and the other is Japanese so neither audience group can understand a word and both albums are a major flop.

I wish the i's were dotted and the t's were crossed.
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