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Rear Admiral
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Granted, you get a seat in the 2nd row... Behind the "Worlds biggest woman"...
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#1052 |
Rear Admiral
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Granted, he is safe in a bunker so none of the debri injured him.
I wish due the explosion Task Force's Post count on Subsim droped to #0 ![]() HunterICX
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#1053 |
Stowaway
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Granted but his post count becomes a zero with 800 in front of it giving Task Force many free posts.
I wish peach-pits could be used in nuclear weapons fired from rocket-propelled arial submarines. |
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#1054 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but they're all targetted at your place of abode.
I wish that front row seat was now available. |
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#1055 |
Stowaway
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Granted, there is a front row seat available. Your seat is in row 1,736,431.
I wish (insert name of any irritating celebrity here) was packed up in cement and set afloat. |
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#1056 |
Navy Seal
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Granted, but the men sent to execute this mission failed to locate anyone who goes by the name (insert name of any irritating celebrity here), so they went home
I wish Newton's third law of motion did not exist
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#1057 |
Weps
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Granted.Newton's laws of motion are now unnumbered.
I wish i had a teleport machine to teleport home -> work and the opposite whenever i want... |
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#1058 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, however you get teleported to your home in the year 22000 BC and have to share your future place of abode with a woolly mammoth.
I wish for more tolerance this year. |
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#1059 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, tolerance levels are raised by one thousandth of an inch meaning your tadger is now 3" and one thousandth of an inch.
I wish forbearance was redeemable. |
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#1060 |
In the Brig
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It is, but the judge called it a bribe and now find yourself out of a job and in jail.
I hope jimbuna's cellmate is gentle |
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#1061 |
Rear Admiral
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Granted... till he finds he was in the police force... then he wasnt so gentel...
I wish FRAPS would take Screen shots when I tell it to...
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#1062 |
Sailor Man
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Granted. It takes 'em every time, but it won't let you see them.
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#1063 |
Stowaway
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Granted, your sig is so very cool that it reaches absolute zero causing all movement in the universe to cease and the end of everything as we know it.
I wish the known universe was not so easy to destroy when crushing dreams. |
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#1064 |
Weps
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Granted. I restored the universe"s flow of time but i forgot to do so to you too so now you"re immobile like a statue.
I wish Michael Kiske would go back to Helloween so that they would have two singers and make each album with the voice of each! ![]() |
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#1065 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but one is Chinese speaking and the other is Japanese so neither audience group can understand a word and both albums are a major flop.
I wish the i's were dotted and the t's were crossed. |
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