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Jimbuna · 06-08-22, 12:52 PM

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

Jimbuna · 06-09-22, 08:38 AM

Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.

Jimbuna · 06-13-22, 12:22 PM

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Jimbuna · 06-15-22, 12:27 PM

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

Jimbuna · 06-16-22, 10:15 AM

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

Jimbuna · 06-18-22, 01:19 PM

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Jimbuna · 06-19-22, 12:28 PM

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

Jimbuna · 06-20-22, 01:10 PM

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

Jimbuna · 06-21-22, 05:44 AM

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Catfish · 06-22-22, 05:50 AM

My friend donates a kidney to the City Hospital, and he's treated like some hero.
I donate five kidneys to the hospital and I get arrested.

Jimbuna · 06-22-22, 09:57 AM

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

Jimbuna · 06-23-22, 10:43 AM

After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.

Eichhörnchen · 06-24-22, 03:48 AM

Chocolatiers - what's that all about then? This was never suggested as a career option at school - I think I could've done that. Moira reckons all you need is a sense of taste and be able to see (the last one a real bonus I suppose) and then a life of mincing up and down in Switzerland wearing a chef's hat and carrying a big wooden spoon

Jimbuna · 06-25-22, 08:42 AM

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

Jimbuna · 06-27-22, 07:36 AM

You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

06-08-22, 12:52 PM	#10186
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-09-22, 08:38 AM	#10187
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-13-22, 12:22 PM	#10188
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-15-22, 12:27 PM	#10189
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-16-22, 10:15 AM	#10190
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never test how deep the water is with both feet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-18-22, 01:19 PM	#10191
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-19-22, 12:28 PM	#10192
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-20-22, 01:10 PM	#10193
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-21-22, 05:44 AM	#10194
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-22-22, 05:50 AM	#10195
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,812 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	My friend donates a kidney to the City Hospital, and he's treated like some hero. I donate five kidneys to the hospital and I get arrested. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

06-22-22, 09:57 AM	#10196
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-23-22, 10:43 AM	#10197
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-24-22, 03:48 AM	#10198
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Chocolatiers - what's that all about then? This was never suggested as a career option at school - I think I could've done that. Moira reckons all you need is a sense of taste and be able to see (the last one a real bonus I suppose) and then a life of mincing up and down in Switzerland wearing a chef's hat and carrying a big wooden spoon __________________

06-25-22, 08:42 AM	#10199
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-27-22, 07:36 AM	#10200
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!