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Old 04-30-13, 03:08 PM   #1006
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Only when they are deep frozen.


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Old 04-30-13, 03:21 PM   #1007
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Only if they're yellow.

What is the acronym for RADAR?
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Old 04-30-13, 04:10 PM   #1008
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I see you first.

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?
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Old 04-30-13, 05:35 PM   #1009
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They don't even know the song, they're just faking it.

Can a bird (technically) flip you the bird?
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Old 04-30-13, 06:22 PM   #1010
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No. They don't have fingers.

If birds had fingers, could they fly?
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Old 04-30-13, 06:34 PM   #1011
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No. They don't have fingers.

If birds had fingers, could they fly?
They do have fingers, and most of them can.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dactyly#In_birds

http://www.sciencemag.org/content/331/6018/753.abstract

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Old 04-30-13, 06:48 PM   #1012
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They do have fingers, and most of them can.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dactyly#In_birds

http://www.sciencemag.org/content/331/6018/753.abstract

What are you looking at?
Been watching for the last 17 mins.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Old 05-01-13, 05:15 AM   #1013
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11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Old 05-01-13, 02:45 PM   #1014
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Neither of them is enjoying it.


How much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker would peck wood?
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Old 05-01-13, 03:38 PM   #1015
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Depends on how good his pecker is.

What's for supper?
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Old 05-01-13, 03:40 PM   #1016
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Left overs.

Where's the beef?
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Old 05-01-13, 03:47 PM   #1017
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Mine's on the BBQ at the moment.

Can you come over?
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Old 05-01-13, 04:39 PM   #1018
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Excuse me...I'm happily married.

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
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Old 05-02-13, 12:37 AM   #1019
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Yes

Rock, paper, scissors or stone?
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Old 05-02-13, 09:59 AM   #1020
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Rock is stone. Your argument is invalid.

If I get my parking slip validated, will I win?
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