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Old 06-22-10, 08:20 PM   #976
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Old 06-22-10, 11:34 PM   #977
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Women suck at math so this is almost like cussing them out in a foreign language!
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Old 06-23-10, 05:33 AM   #978
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Old 06-23-10, 05:43 AM   #979
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Old 06-23-10, 10:02 AM   #980
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Women suck at math so this is almost like cussing them out in a foreign language!
The equation in #1 does not accurately reflect the statement from which it is drawn: the "and" in "Time and Money" indicates that it is the total of Time plus Money that is required, as opposed to some imaginary product of Time multiplied by Money.

The statement also indicates that the desired result of "Time and Money" is not Woman, as erroneously shown in the equation, but rather "to find a woman."

Consequently the initial equation should be as follows:

Finding A Woman = Time + Money

#4 is also doubly flawed, since the applicable theorem is in fact "the love of money is the root of all evil" and not "money is the root of all problems."

In short, hardly an A+ effort.
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Old 06-23-10, 10:04 AM   #981
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Women suck at math so this is almost like cussing them out in a foreign language!
Please tell that to my daughter the math professor.

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Old 06-23-10, 10:08 AM   #982
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Old 06-23-10, 11:44 AM   #983
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The equation in #1 does not accurately reflect the statement from which it is drawn: the "and" in "Time and Money" indicates that it is the total of Time plus Money that is required, as opposed to some imaginary product of Time multiplied by Money.

The statement also indicates that the desired result of "Time and Money" is not Woman, as erroneously shown in the equation, but rather "to find a woman."

Consequently the initial equation should be as follows:

Finding A Woman = Time + Money

#4 is also doubly flawed, since the applicable theorem is in fact "the love of money is the root of all evil" and not "money is the root of all problems."

In short, hardly an A+ effort.



We understand your frustrations frau kaleun. Would you like a tissue?




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Old 06-23-10, 12:03 PM   #984
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We understand your frustrations frau kaleun. Would you like a tissue?
If I needed a tissue every time I encountered moronic sexist nonsense on the internet, I'd just buy stock in Kleenex(TM) and retire.
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Old 06-23-10, 03:56 PM   #985
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If I needed a tissue every time I encountered moronic sexist nonsense on the internet, I'd just buy stock in Kleenex(TM) and retire.
Men: Single handedly keeping Kleenex in business since 1924.
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Old 06-23-10, 05:07 PM   #986
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If I needed a tissue every time I encountered moronic sexist nonsense on the internet, I'd just buy stock in Kleenex(TM) and retire.

Men are not the enemy frau kaleun...




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Old 06-23-10, 05:48 PM   #987
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Men: Single handedly keeping Kleenex in business since 1924.
Hay-ooo!
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Old 06-23-10, 06:08 PM   #988
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Clearly a bloke came up with the tagline "Let it all out" for Kleenex.
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Old 06-23-10, 06:32 PM   #989
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Jeez, a racist and a sexist.


As I said, I've always like the Women=Trouble joke, because it's funny, and it's partly true, in that men and women really don't understand each other fully, and never will. But your tag at the end was nothing but insulting. Frau Kaleun gave a very witty retort and your answer to that is a really stupid cartoon showing your lack, not hers, and ask if she wants a tissue, implying that all she can do in reply to your wit () is cry.

And then you post an even more insulting picture. Here's an idea: why don't you try having a real conversation sometime. This forum is for debate and discussion, even heated discussion. Not for childish diatribe.
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