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08-27-21, 12:52 PM | #9871 |
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I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
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08-28-21, 01:40 PM | #9872 |
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Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
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08-29-21, 01:27 PM | #9873 |
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You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
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08-29-21, 06:21 PM | #9874 |
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Thank God that dreams are taxfree
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08-30-21, 10:30 AM | #9875 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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/\ Not if you're HAL! "Will I dream?"
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08-30-21, 12:13 PM | #9876 |
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Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
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08-31-21, 02:17 PM | #9877 |
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When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
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09-01-21, 01:37 PM | #9878 |
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It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
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09-02-21, 01:44 PM | #9879 |
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Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
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09-03-21, 09:23 AM | #9880 |
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Public notice: Onion rings deserve parmesan cheese all over them /public notice
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09-03-21, 01:38 PM | #9881 |
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Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on. HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems. IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry. INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
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09-04-21, 01:23 PM | #9882 |
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In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.
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09-05-21, 11:13 AM | #9883 |
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When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.
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09-06-21, 12:40 PM | #9884 |
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Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
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09-07-21, 01:18 PM | #9885 |
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Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.
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