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Jimbuna · 05-20-21, 06:03 AM

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

mapuc · 05-20-21, 10:04 AM

If you see me talking to myself, just move on...
I am self-employed...
We have a board meeting

Markus

Jimbuna · 05-20-21, 10:57 AM

When you put a bed in your bedroom – you have less bedroom.

Jimbuna · 05-21-21, 06:47 AM

In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.

Jimbuna · 05-22-21, 12:53 PM

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

mapuc · 05-22-21, 04:19 PM

The left wing is a bunch of hypocrites

Markus

Catfish · 05-22-21, 04:32 PM

Humans are a bunch of hypocrites

mapuc · 05-22-21, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

Humans are a bunch of hypocrites

Very true

Markus

Eisenwurst · 05-22-21, 05:42 PM

Pepsi.......for when there's no Coke.

Sean C · 05-22-21, 05:49 PM

I've never tried snorting Pepsi.

Jimbuna · 05-23-21, 04:24 AM

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.

Jimbuna · 05-24-21, 01:49 PM

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Jimbuna · 05-25-21, 09:09 AM

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

mapuc · 05-25-21, 09:50 AM

If I should get a job at some automatic door company

I would insert a voice in these doors.

A man's voice with a very depressed attitude.

"-So you want me to open the door for you ? You think life is great don't you. No one is thinking about my problems...."

Markus

Eisenwurst · 05-26-21, 01:53 AM

"Bill Posters will be prosecuted".......poor Bill, they've been after him for years.

05-20-21, 06:03 AM	#9721
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-20-21, 10:04 AM	#9722
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,567 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	If you see me talking to myself, just move on... I am self-employed... We have a board meeting Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

05-20-21, 10:57 AM	#9723
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When you put a bed in your bedroom – you have less bedroom. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-21-21, 06:47 AM	#9724
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-22-21, 12:53 PM	#9725
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-22-21, 04:19 PM	#9726
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,567 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	The left wing is a bunch of hypocrites Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

05-22-21, 04:32 PM	#9727
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,804 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Humans are a bunch of hypocrites __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

05-22-21, 05:42 PM	#9729
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,777 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Pepsi.......for when there's no Coke. __________________

05-22-21, 05:49 PM	#9730
Sean C Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 988 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 2	I've never tried snorting Pepsi. __________________ If you have a question about celestial navigation ... ask me! Celestial Navigation Spreadsheet

05-23-21, 04:24 AM	#9731
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-24-21, 01:49 PM	#9732
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-25-21, 09:09 AM	#9733
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-25-21, 09:50 AM	#9734
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,567 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	If I should get a job at some automatic door company I would insert a voice in these doors. A man's voice with a very depressed attitude. "-So you want me to open the door for you ? You think life is great don't you. No one is thinking about my problems...." Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

05-26-21, 01:53 AM	#9735
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,777 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	"Bill Posters will be prosecuted".......poor Bill, they've been after him for years. __________________