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mapuc · 01-31-21, 10:14 AM

Are we real, even when we have the possibility to think ?

I think-therefore I'am ?

Markus

vienna · 01-31-21, 12:18 PM

I think, therefore, I am.... I think...

<O>

Catfish · 01-31-21, 03:42 PM

re Covid: Rich people telling us we put the economy in danger.

Jimbuna · 02-01-21, 08:51 AM

Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.

Jimbuna · 02-02-21, 09:30 AM

Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?

Jimbuna · 02-03-21, 01:10 PM

I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.

Jimbuna · 02-04-21, 07:28 AM

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.

Jimbuna · 02-05-21, 01:29 PM

Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.

Von Due · 02-06-21, 04:32 AM

A Swede received a speeding ticked while driving in Switzerland at 290 km/h. The fine was 3600 Swiss Franc, more than 4000 USD. Going faster than light would give him a 14.9 billion USD fine. Clearly that would break the very fabric of economic reality and this is why we can't go faster than light.

Jimbuna · 02-06-21, 08:48 AM

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

Catfish · 02-06-21, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Due

[...] and this is why we can't go faster than light.

Perfect!

Von Due · 02-06-21, 11:56 AM

My family must love me. For my birthday I was given a gift certificate for a wingsuit BASE jump crash course.

Aktungbby · 02-06-21, 12:08 PM

/\ Try the bungee-cord concession I proposed opening during my Golden Gate Bridge security interview to "let 'em try it once"

I knew immediately I was in real trouble; amused by my barracks humor, they were gonna give me the job! But there's nothing humorous about the weather at Hells' Gate in the winter at at 02:00 AM-the new-guy shift...I declined the second interview!

Von Due · 02-06-21, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

/\ Try the bungee-cord concession I proposed opening during my Golden Gate Bridge security interview to "let 'em try it once"

I knew immediately I was in real trouble; amused, they were gonna give me the job!

Brilliant! Oh, there is so much one can do with bungee chords. At this amusement park they had this catapultoid contraption with the seat secured to the ground while the chord was tightened by a crane. Release the seat and the thrill seekers were shot upwards. Now I propose that is now old news and thrill seekers need new kicks so: Invert it. Have the chord secured to the ground while the seats are hoisted by crane.

Jimbuna · 02-06-21, 01:46 PM

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

01-31-21, 10:14 AM	#9541
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01-31-21, 12:18 PM	#9542
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,728 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I think, therefore, I am.... I think... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

01-31-21, 03:42 PM	#9543
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,819 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	re Covid: Rich people telling us we put the economy in danger. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

02-01-21, 08:51 AM	#9544
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-02-21, 09:30 AM	#9545
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-03-21, 01:10 PM	#9546
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-04-21, 07:28 AM	#9547
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-05-21, 01:29 PM	#9548
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-06-21, 04:32 AM	#9549
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,691 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	A Swede received a speeding ticked while driving in Switzerland at 290 km/h. The fine was 3600 Swiss Franc, more than 4000 USD. Going faster than light would give him a 14.9 billion USD fine. Clearly that would break the very fabric of economic reality and this is why we can't go faster than light.

02-06-21, 08:48 AM	#9550
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-06-21, 11:56 AM	#9552
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,691 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	My family must love me. For my birthday I was given a gift certificate for a wingsuit BASE jump crash course.

02-06-21, 12:08 PM	#9553
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,140 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	1 jump...or 2?!! /\ Try the bungee-cord concession I proposed opening during my Golden Gate Bridge security interview to "let 'em try it once" I knew immediately I was in real trouble; amused by my barracks humor, they were gonna give me the job! But there's nothing humorous about the weather at Hells' Gate in the winter at at 02:00 AM-the new-guy shift...I declined the second interview! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

02-06-21, 01:46 PM	#9555
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!