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12-08-20, 07:49 AM | #9451 |
Chief of the Boat
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Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
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12-09-20, 06:02 AM | #9452 |
Chief of the Boat
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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.
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12-09-20, 07:52 AM | #9453 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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"Capitalism made your iPhone"
"No, Labor made your iPhone. Labor makes things under any -ism. -Ism just determines who gets paid." Made me think
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12-09-20, 07:55 AM | #9454 |
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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
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12-10-20, 09:51 AM | #9455 |
Chief of the Boat
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I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
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12-11-20, 09:14 AM | #9456 |
Chief of the Boat
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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
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12-12-20, 09:50 AM | #9457 |
Chief of the Boat
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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
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12-13-20, 11:33 AM | #9458 |
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Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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12-13-20, 12:48 PM | #9459 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and are paid just enough not to quit...
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12-14-20, 06:42 AM | #9460 |
Chief of the Boat
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
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12-14-20, 11:55 AM | #9461 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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In a recent study, nine out of ten husbands agree : their wives are always right. Husband # ten has not been seen since the study concluded.
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12-14-20, 12:23 PM | #9462 |
Chief of the Boat
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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12-15-20, 09:56 AM | #9463 |
Chief of the Boat
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Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
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12-15-20, 01:45 PM | #9464 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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with the current Covid pandemic: don't sweat the petty things...and don't pet the sweaty things!
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12-15-20, 02:06 PM | #9465 |
Chief of the Boat
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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
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