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09-26-20, 04:34 PM | #9301 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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"Power does not come from a gun or a badge. Power comes from lying.
Lying big and getting the whole world to play along with you. Once you got everyone agreeing with what they know in their hearts ain't true you've got 'em by the balls." (Trump comment about politics) And maybe that is a lie but hey who cares since 2016?
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09-27-20, 05:26 AM | #9302 |
Chief of the Boat
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Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.
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09-28-20, 07:33 AM | #9303 |
Chief of the Boat
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I didn't like my beard at first... then it grew on me.
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09-29-20, 06:04 AM | #9304 |
Chief of the Boat
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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
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09-29-20, 11:36 AM | #9305 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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/\...including Marie Antoinette's
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09-30-20, 04:54 AM | #9306 |
Chief of the Boat
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I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck.
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10-01-20, 06:10 AM | #9307 |
Chief of the Boat
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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
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10-01-20, 11:18 AM | #9308 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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Indeed!...especially when a cute but weary blond truckstop waitress mispours your 'cuppajoe' refill at 0200!
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10-01-20, 12:27 PM | #9309 |
Chief of the Boat
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Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
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10-02-20, 06:13 AM | #9310 |
Chief of the Boat
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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
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10-02-20, 10:57 AM | #9311 |
Fleet Admiral
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Tell me about it- I had the ability to irritate every nerve in my moms and dads body, as a kid.
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10-03-20, 04:30 AM | #9312 |
Chief of the Boat
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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
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10-03-20, 05:17 PM | #9313 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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Logic 101: if 'P' then 'Q': It's gotta B luv ...cuz yer ablowin' serious shekels to "wine & dine" her! thus food is secondary to the goal's attainment...and "a hell of a git I got!"
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10-03-20, 05:24 PM | #9314 |
Fleet Admiral
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As they say
The way to a man's heart goes through his stomach Markus |
10-04-20, 05:50 AM | #9315 |
Chief of the Boat
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Be happy, it drives people crazy.
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