British Football Thread (all divisions) - Page 62

BossMark · 03-25-15, 03:33 AM

So Jihad John is a Man Utd fan.........

At least the police know he's definitely not in Manchester then!!

Jimbuna · 04-05-15, 06:45 AM

Wear/Tyne derby today...two terribly out of form teams and I'm not too hopeful but would take a draw right now.

Jimbuna · 04-06-15, 06:23 AM

Mackems won 1-0, the TOON had one shot on goal during the whole match

Jimbuna · 04-09-15, 06:41 AM

I bumped into a man crying uncontrollably outside a department store in Liverpool yesterday and all he could go on about was how he hates this time of year, dressing up in a ridiculous red outfit and embarrassing himself in front of thousands of people.

I said, "Look, Mr. Gerrard, you chose to play for Liverpool."

Jimbuna · 04-13-15, 04:20 PM

TOON lose a fifth consecutive game....time for Ashley and his cockney mafia to vacate I reckon.

BossMark · 04-18-15, 03:22 AM

When I heard that Jurgen Klopp wanted a break from football I spotted the clue immediately,

. . . so I went straight to the bookies and put my money on him joining Newcastle

Jimbuna · 04-18-15, 07:10 AM

Could be interesting to see how many of the TOON boycott tomorrows game against Spurs.

It'll need almost 30,00 detractors to match Leeds paltry attendance average

Jimbuna · 04-19-15, 07:39 AM

Chelsea beat Manure 1-0 taking them ten points clear and needing only twio wins from their remaining six games.

It's all over bar the shouting.

Jimbuna · 04-19-15, 11:32 AM

TOON after being 0-1 down at half time, levelled but now trail 1-2...same old, same old.

BossMark · 04-20-15, 03:01 AM

Liverpool had better start rifling through the Argos catalogue to find Steven Gerrard an alternative birthday present.

Jimbuna · 04-20-15, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

TOON after being 0-1 down at half time, levelled but now trail 1-2...same old, same old.

Final score 1-3 and unsurprisingly Shley wasn't there to see his favourite club beat the team he owns.

BossMark · 04-24-15, 01:23 PM

It appears the video of Raheem Stirling inhaling laughing gas was a fake.
It turns out what actually happened was that Brendan Rogers showed up at Raheems house asking him to sign a new contract because Liverpool would be Premier league Champions next season.
Upon hearing this Raheem fell into fits of laughter and passed out.

Jimbuna · 04-25-15, 05:02 AM

TOON still need at least four points to guarantee Premiership survival.

Jimbuna · 04-26-15, 07:38 AM

TOON lose 2-3 at home to Swansea despite taking the lead first.

Relegation is not yet out of the question.

Jimbuna · 04-27-15, 08:26 AM

People in the north east are living in fear right now. Don't worry, there's not a killer on the loose, just Alan Shearer knocking on doors and giving out free Newcastle tickets.

03-25-15, 03:33 AM	#916
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	So Jihad John is a Man Utd fan......... At least the police know he's definitely not in Manchester then!! __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

04-05-15, 06:45 AM	#917
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Wear/Tyne derby today...two terribly out of form teams and I'm not too hopeful but would take a draw right now. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-06-15, 06:23 AM	#918
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Mackems won 1-0, the TOON had one shot on goal during the whole match __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-09-15, 06:41 AM	#919
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I bumped into a man crying uncontrollably outside a department store in Liverpool yesterday and all he could go on about was how he hates this time of year, dressing up in a ridiculous red outfit and embarrassing himself in front of thousands of people. I said, "Look, Mr. Gerrard, you chose to play for Liverpool." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-13-15, 04:20 PM	#920
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	TOON lose a fifth consecutive game....time for Ashley and his cockney mafia to vacate I reckon. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-18-15, 03:22 AM	#921
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	When I heard that Jurgen Klopp wanted a break from football I spotted the clue immediately, . . . so I went straight to the bookies and put my money on him joining Newcastle __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

04-18-15, 07:10 AM	#922
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Could be interesting to see how many of the TOON boycott tomorrows game against Spurs. It'll need almost 30,00 detractors to match Leeds paltry attendance average __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-19-15, 07:39 AM	#923
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Chelsea beat Manure 1-0 taking them ten points clear and needing only twio wins from their remaining six games. It's all over bar the shouting. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-19-15, 11:32 AM	#924
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	TOON after being 0-1 down at half time, levelled but now trail 1-2...same old, same old. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-20-15, 03:01 AM	#925
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Liverpool had better start rifling through the Argos catalogue to find Steven Gerrard an alternative birthday present. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

04-24-15, 01:23 PM	#927
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	It appears the video of Raheem Stirling inhaling laughing gas was a fake. It turns out what actually happened was that Brendan Rogers showed up at Raheems house asking him to sign a new contract because Liverpool would be Premier league Champions next season. Upon hearing this Raheem fell into fits of laughter and passed out. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

04-25-15, 05:02 AM	#928
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	TOON still need at least four points to guarantee Premiership survival. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-26-15, 07:38 AM	#929
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	TOON lose 2-3 at home to Swansea despite taking the lead first. Relegation is not yet out of the question. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-27-15, 08:26 AM	#930
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	People in the north east are living in fear right now. Don't worry, there's not a killer on the loose, just Alan Shearer knocking on doors and giving out free Newcastle tickets. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)