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Granted, because all felons have now been transported to Australia.
I wish the magnitude was increased proportionally. |
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Granted, the magnitude of the disaster you have wrought now increases proportionally
I wish that you...no, not you, the other one...would crush this wish
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Granted, buy since no one feels addressed, no one will crush your wish.
I wish somebody could sum up this whole thread in a single sentence. |
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granted... your dream here in past tense, your dream here crushed in present tence...
Please insert a 1 dollar for a wish, insert 2 for a good one...
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granted, but since you already spent your money on snacks at the vending machine....you have no more dollars and are left with a crushing 15 cents.
I wish puzzles weren't so puzzling
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granted there so easy they are no longer puzzling... so there nolonger called puzzles....
I wish that puzzles putting the center of the puzzle together first was easyest.
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#907 |
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Granted, you now solve all the puzzles this way and get bored because you don't have to think too hard any more.
I wish cream came in litres |
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granted, but since everyone else wanted cream in litres, it has become a global phenomenon...causing everyone to get extremely high doses of Calcium and die. hence they reduced the bottles back to standard size.
I wish my comics were funny to a more global audience
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#909 |
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Granted, but only to those on the dark side of the moon.
I wish my thesarus was less prehistoric. |
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#910 |
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Your thesaurus is modern, its you who's the dinosaur.
I wish I could share a pint with the Grey Wolves in November. |
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Granted, but it's a single pint for the whole crowd of you.
I wish that beer had gone flat. |
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#912 |
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Granted, but because it is English beer it was made that way in the first place and is served warm
I hope Shearwater enjoys his warm flat pommy beer. |
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Granted, he enjoys it so much he gets absolutely plastered, jumps in his car and is convicted of drink driving.
I wish the obvious was more apparent. |
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Granted, but people still don't see it
I wish the situation was hopeless
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#915 |
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Granted, it is now useless....but there is a 'use' in the word.
I wish meloncholy was more interesting. |
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