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Old 06-04-21, 07:15 AM   #901
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Barry Manilow’s hit, “I Write the Songs”, wasn’t written by him.
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Old 06-04-21, 10:55 AM   #902
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In medieval France, unfaithful wives were made to chase a chicken through town naked.
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Old 06-04-21, 11:03 AM   #903
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In medieval France, unfaithful wives were made to chase a chicken through town naked.
It must have been a capon!
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In medieval France, unfaithful wives were made to chase a chicken through town naked.

So now we really know why the chicken crossed the road.


Horny naked French tarts.



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Old 06-04-21, 01:34 PM   #905
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Indonesia is made up of over 17,000 islands.
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The sun is actually not the center of the solar system, as Jupiter’s gravitational pull moves the sun away from the center. Thus, the solar system rotates around the real middle called the “barycenter”
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Old 06-05-21, 05:47 AM   #907
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Napoleon's penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000
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Old 06-05-21, 05:48 AM   #908
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Eating the heart of a male Partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon.
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Old 06-05-21, 10:04 AM   #909
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After his death, an autopsy was conducted and Francesco Antommarchi, the doctor conducting the autopsy, cut his penis off, along with several other body parts. It is unclear whether the cut was intentional or accidental; Antommarchi may have been bribed to cut it off by Napoleon's chaplain as revenge for Napoleon calling him "impotent".[6]

The penis passed into the possession of Napoleon's chaplain, who smuggled it out of St. Helena to his home on Corsica. It remained in the priest's family until 1916[1][7] when Maggs Bros Ltd, a bookselling company based in London,[3] purchased it. In 1924 A. S. W. Rosenbach, a Philadelphia-based bookseller, purchased it.

The penis went on display in 1927 at New York City's Museum of French Art. A reviewer present at the exhibition from Time described it as similar to a "maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace." Others present considered it to look like a "piece of leather or a shriveled eel".[1] Rosenbach sold the item to a collector named Donald Hyde, whose wife gave it to John F. Fleming after Hyde's death. Fleming was a bookseller who had been close to Rosenbach. Another collector purchased it and attempted unsuccessfully to sell the penis at an auction through Christie's.[3] After the auction, James Comyn was reading an affidavit about Eric LeVine, a collector of items relating to Napoleon, and instead of calling the item a "penis" euphemistically referred to it as a "certain part". A urologist and artifact collector named John K. Lattimer purchased the item in 1977 for $3,000 (equivalent to $12,812 in 2020) and it is currently owned by his daughter. She has been offered at least $100,000 for it.

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The preserved penis has been described as "barely recognizable as a human body part" and its authenticity is unclear. A documentary that aired on Channel 4, Dead Famous DNA, described it as "very small" and measured it to be 1.5 inches (3.8 cm). It is not known what size it was during Napoleon's lifetime. The item's current owner has allowed ten people to see it and it has never been recorded on camera.
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Stretching over 1,600 miles, the Great Barrier Reef is the world’s biggest single structure made by living organisms.
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In 2009, Scottish scientists searching for the Loch Ness Monster found over 100,000 golf balls instead.
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Only three performers have sold 100 million albums both as solo artists and as part of a group. Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson, Phil Collins. Because of changes in the music business, there may never be others.
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