Your Favorite Quotes - Page 60

Eichhörnchen · 07-24-15, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You're being paranoid. I wasn't even referring to your post.

Sorry about that, Steve... very bad day yesterday is all I can say (I get 'em too).

STEED · 07-24-15, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Nothing wrong with quoting yourself. It's a good saying, it's funny and it's based in truth. That said, it's not a favorite quote unless you let people know that's what you're doing.

Oh my I nearly started WW3 again.

Yes I did say that round a friends house in reference to the rubbish on TV and yes he laughed at my passing comment. Feel free to use it yourselves if you find yourselves in a similar situation.

Fubar2Niner · 07-27-15, 08:47 AM

Seen on a public toilet wall back in the eighties.

" My mother made me a transvestite! "..

" If I give her the wool, will she make me one? ""

anon

Eichhörnchen · 07-28-15, 10:45 AM

When I was at school, our PE teacher to a mate of mine (draped over a wooden gym horse) who he was just about to 'slipper':

"I'm going to print Dunlop all over your backside"

Aktungbby · 07-28-15, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You're being paranoid. I wasn't even referring to your post.

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Sorry about that, Steve... very bad day yesterday is all I can say (I get 'em too).

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Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
Step out of line, the men come and take you away

- Buffalo Springfield (0f Sailor Steve and an infraction!??

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Armistead · 07-28-15, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

A quote is a saying from somebody else, and should be attributed to its source. Just saying something you think is funny is not a quote. Some people don't seem to get that.

Can we still quote ourselves regardless of what others think here....

Sailor Steve · 07-28-15, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Can we still quote ourselves regardless of what others think here....

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Nothing wrong with quoting yourself. It's a good saying, it's funny and it's based in truth. That said, it's not a favorite quote unless you let people know that's what you're doing.

Don't get me wrong here. It's just looks weird to say something and call it a quote when it doesn't look like you quoted anybody. I'm just sayin'...

Buddahaid · 07-29-15, 12:42 AM

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks - it says, "Goodbye."

Frank Sinatra

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Dean Martin

Eichhörnchen · 07-29-15, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Don't get me wrong here. It's just looks weird to say something and call it a quote when it doesn't look like you quoted anybody. I'm just sayin'...

That's what made me paranoid: seeing stuff and not knowing it was quotes

I'm better now...

Sailor Steve · 07-29-15, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

I'm better now...

Glad to hear it. I hope to be someday, but I'm not counting on it.

Jimbuna · 07-29-15, 01:58 PM

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."

Phyllis Diller

Eichhörnchen · 08-02-15, 01:43 PM

"All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be someplace else"

Kaye T. Bai · 08-28-15, 08:53 AM

"A man's rights rest in three boxes. The ballot box, jury box and the cartridge box. Let no man be kept from the ballot box because of his color. Let no woman be kept from the ballot box because of her sex."

- Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,468 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	When I was at school, our PE teacher to a mate of mine (draped over a wooden gym horse) who he was just about to 'slipper': "I'm going to print Dunlop all over your backside" __________________

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Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,332 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks - it says, "Goodbye." Frank Sinatra If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." Phyllis Diller __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,468 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	John Wayne ("In Harm's Way") "All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be someplace else" __________________

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Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,180 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Seen on a public toilet wall back in the eighties. " My mother made me a transvestite! ".. " If I give her the wool, will she make me one? "" anon

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Kaye T. Bai Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster Posts: 585 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	"A man's rights rest in three boxes. The ballot box, jury box and the cartridge box. Let no man be kept from the ballot box because of his color. Let no woman be kept from the ballot box because of her sex." - Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.