This is the comment thread! pt II - Page 6

Jimbuna · 09-05-22, 05:47 AM

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

Jimbuna · 09-06-22, 06:42 AM

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

mapuc · 09-06-22, 07:19 AM

You can not sell what you do not own

Markus

Jimbuna · 09-06-22, 10:58 AM

According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

Catfish · 09-07-22, 04:47 AM

Some say their body is a temple. It often looks like one in Thailand, where those monkeys sh!t all over the place.

Jimbuna · 09-07-22, 11:05 AM

When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.

Jimbuna · 09-08-22, 06:41 AM

The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.

Jimbuna · 09-10-22, 08:04 AM

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Catfish · 09-10-22, 01:19 PM

Due to high copper prices and low budget NASA may finally cut the wires that they have been spooling out to communicate with Voyager 1 and 2

Jimbuna · 09-10-22, 01:27 PM

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

Jimbuna · 09-11-22, 05:46 AM

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

Eichhörnchen · 09-11-22, 01:58 PM

Catfish · 09-11-22, 03:41 PM

^

Jimbuna · 09-12-22, 09:08 AM

I tried that yesterday Kai and I'm obviously missing something

Jimbuna · 09-12-22, 11:09 AM

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'

09-05-22, 05:47 AM	#76
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,856 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-06-22, 06:42 AM	#77
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,856 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-06-22, 07:19 AM	#78
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,553 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	You can not sell what you do not own Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

09-06-22, 10:58 AM	#79
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,856 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-07-22, 04:47 AM	#80
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,800 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Some say their body is a temple. It often looks like one in Thailand, where those monkeys sh!t all over the place. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

09-07-22, 11:05 AM	#81
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,856 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-08-22, 06:41 AM	#82
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,856 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-10-22, 08:04 AM	#83
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,856 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-10-22, 01:19 PM	#84
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,800 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Due to high copper prices and low budget NASA may finally cut the wires that they have been spooling out to communicate with Voyager 1 and 2 __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

09-10-22, 01:27 PM	#85
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,856 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-11-22, 05:46 AM	#86
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,856 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-11-22, 01:58 PM	#87
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,460 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	__________________

09-11-22, 03:41 PM	#88
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,800 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

09-12-22, 09:08 AM	#89
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,856 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I tried that yesterday Kai and I'm obviously missing something __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-12-22, 11:09 AM	#90
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,856 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!