I'll Honor That Request - Page 6

Red October1984 · 09-15-13, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I might can still win.

Not with that grammar!

Armistead · 09-15-13, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I thought everyone here was being lighthearted and funny. Armistead was (jokingly) fretting about evil schemes to drive him crazy about posting or not posting, and I was egging him on with "hidden meanings". That said, there's no malice here, and no detractors. Everybody was having fun, unless I missed something.

Cool! I'm doing something right.

So am I. I think it's a conspiracy.

Don't pretend to speak for me. You think I'm joking, I've been sitting here
for 24 hours trying to sort this out in my head. The only joking I do here is when I say something nice about you, because I worry about your low self esteem.

There is a deeper meaning, there is damnit and I will figure it out in time. I think it may be something like "I am, therefore I'm not."

Anyway, time for me to donate to the forum, since I know where Neal lives, I feel safe to send a donation. I hope Neal enjoys the chickens and rooster. Thanks to me Neal will never have to set an alarm clock again.

Armistead · 09-15-13, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Not with that grammar!

I never let my grammar get in the way of victory

Sailor Steve · 09-15-13, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Don't pretend to speak for me.

I'm not pretending. You need someone to speak for you, and if not me, who else?

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You think I'm joking

No, I don't think. How dare you accuse me of something like that?

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I worry about your low self esteem.

Don't bother. I have no self-esteem, which makes things a lot simpler. You should try it sometime.

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There is a deeper meaning, there is damnit and I will figure it out in time. I think it may be something like "I am, therefore I'm not."

If there is a deeper meaning you're going to need someone to explain it to you.

Bear might know.

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I never let my grammar get in the way of victory

And she never lets you get away with anything.

Armistead · 09-15-13, 04:22 PM

I know many think I'm stupid, but I got news for you, I had to do a IQ test not long ago. The lady gave the numbers, 40-145. I told her I wanted the highest score. Took the test, she came back gasping, saying she had never seen a score like mine. I got 42, barely missing first place by two.

Who's laughing now....?

Red October1984 · 09-15-13, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Don't bother. I have no self-esteem, which makes things a lot simpler. You should try it sometime.

Solves some problems...but creates a few more.

09-15-13, 06:16 PM

I invented an esteem ladder once.
Some SOB came along and kicked it out from under me.

Sailor Steve · 09-15-13, 06:27 PM

You looked so happy up there. How could I resist?

Red October1984 · 09-15-13, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

I invented an esteem ladder once.
Some SOB came along and kicked it out from under me.

You know...I heard about that when I ordered an Esteem Elevator from ACME, Inc...

TarJak · 09-15-13, 09:38 PM

My lack of esteemed colleagues. At TarJak Inc we are nearing the completion of the patented Esteem Escalator. The only guaranteed way to increase your self esteem beyond that of your friends and relatives.

To take advantage of this great opportunity simply send me your credit card information and bank account details and you will be able to use your escalator at your nearest multi story shopping mall.

But wait, that's not all! If you order now you will receive a free set of shopping trolley construction plans to build your very own Esteem Vehicle for transporting your new found esteem on flat surfaces.

Sailor Steve · 09-15-13, 09:50 PM

I don't like what you're selling. I'm getting all esteemed up.

Red October1984 · 09-15-13, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

My lack of esteemed colleagues. At TarJak Inc we are nearing the completion of the patented Esteem Escalator. The only guaranteed way to increase your self esteem beyond that of your friends and relatives.

To take advantage of this great opportunity simply send me your credit card information and bank account details and you will be able to use your escalator at your nearest multi story shopping mall.

But wait, that's not all! If you order now you will receive a free set of shopping trolley construction plans to build your very own Esteem Vehicle for transporting your new found esteem on flat surfaces.

YOU STOLE MY IDEA!

Now I have a considerably less amount of esteem...and I don't have a multi story mall within an hour of me.

Sailor Steve · 09-15-13, 09:51 PM

Have an esteeming hot cuppa and things will look better in the morning.

Red October1984 · 09-15-13, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Have an esteeming hot cuppa and things will look better in the morning.

I'd rather not and be able to sleep tonight...

I'll have one tomorrow. Esteem from coffee smells pretty good.

TarJak · 09-15-13, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

YOU STOLE MY IDEA!

Now I have a considerably less amount of esteem...and I don't have a multi story mall within an hour of me.

Ok I'll see you in court. My esteemed law firm will be in touch fir breach of patent.

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Have an esteeming hot cuppa and things will look better in the morning.

Don't believe himand hus esteem powered remedies. The esteem from a cuppa will only last for short periods. Only the Esteem Escalator can provide long term esteem boosts.

09-15-13, 04:22 PM	#80
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I know many think I'm stupid, but I got news for you, I had to do a IQ test not long ago. The lady gave the numbers, 40-145. I told her I wanted the highest score. Took the test, she came back gasping, saying she had never seen a score like mine. I got 42, barely missing first place by two. Who's laughing now....? __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-15-13, 06:27 PM	#83
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	You looked so happy up there. How could I resist? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-15-13, 09:50 PM	#86
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I don't like what you're selling. I'm getting all esteemed up. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-15-13, 09:51 PM	#88
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Have an esteeming hot cuppa and things will look better in the morning. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-15-13, 06:16 PM	#82
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I invented an esteem ladder once. Some SOB came along and kicked it out from under me.

09-15-13, 09:38 PM	#85
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	My lack of esteemed colleagues. At TarJak Inc we are nearing the completion of the patented Esteem Escalator. The only guaranteed way to increase your self esteem beyond that of your friends and relatives. To take advantage of this great opportunity simply send me your credit card information and bank account details and you will be able to use your escalator at your nearest multi story shopping mall. But wait, that's not all! If you order now you will receive a free set of shopping trolley construction plans to build your very own Esteem Vehicle for transporting your new found esteem on flat surfaces.