Dear Steve Thread - Page 6

u crank · 12-18-12, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

How long have you had this need to state the obvious?

Sir, I have been quite up front about the fact that I am Canadian. No need to rub it in.

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by u crank

Sir, I have been quite up front about the fact that I am Canadian. No need to rub it in.

Your affiliation is none of my concern. I fully support your right to believe whatever you want. As for rubbing it in, I'm sorry, but I don't do that with people of your persuasion.

u crank · 12-18-12, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Your affiliation is none of my concern. I fully support your right to believe whatever you want. As for rubbing it in, I'm sorry, but I don't do that with people of your persuasion.

You are obviously a very liberated seismologist.

Cheque is in the mail.

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by u crank

Cheque is in the mail.

Thank you, but I have no use for a Czech, either mail or femail.

Wait.

I'll take your cheque, and check out the Czech. If she fits my criteria, we have a deal.

u crank · 12-18-12, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

..criteria,

OK, if you're gonna use those fancy medical terms I'll have to get a lawyer.

Gerald · 12-18-12, 09:11 PM

Dear Mr. Steve.I often wake in the morning and think of women without denying that they are made by God, but then I heard about you and your miracle, and then I want to ask do you think that it is desirable to ask for a intercourse more than 3 times per day, as it is difficult to get more than just 3-4 times,did you have an alternative way to go in this case.

Yours sincerely

I enclose five dollars in original envelope for return.

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by u crank

OK, if you're gonna use those fancy medical terms I'll have to get a lawyer.

Hmm...I know it's here somewhere...okay, it can't be this hard to find...Oh! Here it is!

My card:

CARD:
Sailor Steve, Attorney At Large.
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
Serving your Legal Needs. Ambulances chased for a small extra fee.

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Dear Mr. Steve.I often wake in the morning and think of women without denying that they are made by God, but then I heard about you and your miracle, and then I want to ask do you think that it is desirable to ask for a intercourse more than 3 times per day, as it is difficult to get more than just 3-4 times,did you have an alternative way to go in this case.

Yours sincerely

I enclose five dollars in original envelope for return.

Three times a day? Are we talking about conversation or food? If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, you're talking to the wrong person, because it's been so long I no longer know what you're talking about.

What were we talking about, anyway?

TarJak · 12-18-12, 09:21 PM

Dear Steve,

I'd like to complain about the advice you are giving to everyone on Subsim.

Warmest Regards
Someone who likes to complain

Oberon · 12-18-12, 09:23 PM

Dear Steve

Where are my pigeons now?

I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day. Why was it they did go?

Yours
Simon

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Dear Steve,

I'd like to complain about the advice you are giving to everyone on Subsim.

Warmest Regards
Someone who likes to complain

Sounds like you need a copy of my new book: Complaining Complainers and the Complaints They Complain About.

$49.95, and that's just for the title. The rest of the book is five cents per word.

Expect it to be quite wordy.

Oh, and "Liking to Complain" is a very serious disease. I suggest you complaint about it to someone.

Preferably someone else.

Gerald · 12-18-12, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Three times a day? Are we talking about conversation or food? If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, you're talking to the wrong person, because it's been so long I no longer know what you're talking about.

What were we talking about, anyway?

Okay, then you reimburse me for my expenses that I have had in connection with this speech, I thought of a fool's insistence that you were a solution to the problem,a disappointed man but but declines further development of the call without consulting lawyer,on the ground, no one wants to have intercourse many times

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Okay, then you reimburse me for my expenses that I have had in connection with this speech, I thought of a fool's insistence that you were a solution to the problem,a disappointed man but but declines further development of the call without consulting lawyer,on the ground, no one wants to have intercourse many times

Wait wait wait! I never said I had any answers to anything. Armistead said that. Armistead started the thread.

If you don't like my anwers, blame Armistead!

Oh, cool! My next sig!

Gerald · 12-18-12, 09:37 PM

Armistead,I will get him,no I can't....he likes dogs..and ya have not dogs,get it

Armistead · 12-18-12, 09:38 PM

Dear Steve...

How come my pubic hair never went gray like the hair on my head....Is it just me? At what age will they even out? I think I look funny naked with gray hair and a flaming orange bush....What do you think. I can post SS if needed.

Regards,

Anonymous

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Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,246 Downloads: 548 Uploads: 0	Armistead,I will get him,no I can't....he likes dogs..and ya have not dogs,get it __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Dear Steve, I'd like to complain about the advice you are giving to everyone on Subsim. Warmest Regards Someone who likes to complain

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Dear Steve Where are my pigeons now? I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day. Why was it they did go? Yours Simon

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve... How come my pubic hair never went gray like the hair on my head....Is it just me? At what age will they even out? I think I look funny naked with gray hair and a flaming orange bush....What do you think. I can post SS if needed. Regards, Anonymous