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11-19-19, 01:51 PM | #8716 |
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Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
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11-20-19, 10:53 AM | #8717 |
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I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.
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11-21-19, 10:56 AM | #8718 |
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
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11-22-19, 09:28 AM | #8719 |
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Age only matters if you are a cheese.
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11-23-19, 08:57 AM | #8720 |
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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
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11-24-19, 08:08 AM | #8721 |
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“Siri, why am I still single?!”
Siri activates front camera.
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11-24-19, 08:12 AM | #8722 |
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Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
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11-25-19, 02:24 PM | #8723 |
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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
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11-26-19, 11:53 AM | #8724 |
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I don't have a drinking problem, I have a thirst problem.
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11-26-19, 03:46 PM | #8725 |
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Do you think maybe Chief Crazy Horse had a brother named Well-balanced Horse?
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11-26-19, 05:11 PM | #8726 |
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11-27-19, 06:40 AM | #8727 |
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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
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11-28-19, 07:41 AM | #8728 |
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With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
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11-29-19, 07:20 AM | #8729 |
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Congratulations on your 60th birthday! At last you can live undisturbed by life insurance agents!
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11-30-19, 10:39 AM | #8730 |
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My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
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