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mapuc · 11-13-19, 11:53 AM

it's not the question whether the glass is half full or half empty

The question is what's type of liquor it is in the glass.

Jimbuna · 11-14-19, 06:06 AM

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

Jimbuna · 11-15-19, 08:24 AM

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

Jimbuna · 11-16-19, 08:30 AM

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.

Jimbuna · 11-17-19, 09:17 AM

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Jimbuna · 11-18-19, 10:58 AM

Tombstone engraving: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!

Aktungbby · 11-18-19, 12:15 PM

MINE WILL READ: "ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'D RATHER BE IN MINNEAPOLIS!"

Mr Quatro · 11-18-19, 01:19 PM

Mine will read: "If I had of been a better person I wouldn't be down here I would be up there"

Jimbuna · 11-18-19, 02:05 PM

Mine could well be "I Was Hoping For A Pyramid"

vienna · 11-18-19, 04:59 PM

One I considered: "Is it me or is it hot in here?"

<O>

Aktungbby · 11-18-19, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Mine could well be "I Was Hoping For A Pyramid"

Perhaps the undertaker was khunfused !

mapuc · 11-18-19, 06:07 PM

On my tombstone
"Does anyone miss me ?"

Markus

Aktungbby · 11-18-19, 08:27 PM

/\₩e deign to respond to that question!

Mr Quatro · 11-18-19, 08:50 PM

Catfish · 11-19-19, 02:24 AM

Regarding engravings at cemeteries i loved those:

"Do not step on the lawn" or
"He was a good father but a bad electrician"

11-14-19, 06:06 AM	#8702
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,726 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-15-19, 08:24 AM	#8703
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,726 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-16-19, 08:30 AM	#8704
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,726 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-17-19, 09:17 AM	#8705
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,726 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-18-19, 10:58 AM	#8706
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,726 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Tombstone engraving: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-13-19, 11:53 AM	#8701
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,543 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	it's not the question whether the glass is half full or half empty The question is what's type of liquor it is in the glass.

11-18-19, 12:15 PM	#8707
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,039 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	MINE WILL READ: "ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'D RATHER BE IN MINNEAPOLIS!" WITH APOLOGIES TO < W.C. FIELDS OF COURSE __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

11-18-19, 01:19 PM	#8708
Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Mine will read: "If I had of been a better person I wouldn't be down here I would be up there" __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

11-18-19, 02:05 PM	#8709
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,726 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Mine could well be "I Was Hoping For A Pyramid" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-18-19, 04:59 PM	#8710
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,718 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	One I considered: "Is it me or is it hot in here?" <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

11-18-19, 06:07 PM	#8712
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,543 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	On my tombstone "Does anyone miss me ?" Markus

11-18-19, 08:27 PM	#8713
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,039 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	GRAVELY CONSIDERING THE MATTER... /\₩e *deign* to respond to that question! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 11-19-19 at 01:33 AM.

11-18-19, 08:50 PM	#8714
Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	__________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

11-19-19, 02:24 AM	#8715
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,788 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Regarding engravings at cemeteries i loved those: "Do not step on the lawn" or "He was a good father but a bad electrician" __________________ >^..^<)))>{ All generalizations are wrong. Last edited by Catfish; 11-19-19 at 06:49 AM.*