Dear Steve Thread - Page 58

cdrsubron7 · 04-02-16, 03:50 PM

Ya know, I've been feeling a little guilty about telling people who are first-timers to the Subsim Forums, "Welcome to our little insane asylum"

Well after reading this thread:

Not Any More!!!

Eichhörnchen · 04-03-16, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

memory lane, lol

Dear Steve,

Please solve this clue in some online game I'm in....thank you.

NOW FOR SOME MORE MATH! I'M GOING TO TELL YOU AN EQUATION. LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO TAKE ORDERS.... 19 + 5 - 22 - 1 + 18 = Where I'm Located

Is there money at stake?

Rockstar · 04-03-16, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

memory lane, lol

Dear Steve,

Please solve this clue in some online game I'm in....thank you.

NOW FOR SOME MORE MATH! I'M GOING TO TELL YOU AN EQUATION. LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO TAKE ORDERS.... 19 + 5 - 22 - 1 + 18 = Where I'm Located

You're right back where you started.

Eichhörnchen · 04-03-16, 12:54 PM

That's what I got but it seemed too simple...

Rockstar · 04-03-16, 04:34 PM

Yes, but we with our limited simple minds can only guess. The most wise sage of the order of the most salty dog, dear abby and the ancient mariner Steve has the one true answer.

Eichhörnchen · 04-04-16, 02:01 AM

I'm sometimes disappointed, after sending an American pal a funny monkey picture, to have them say "That's actually a chimp" or "I think that's an orang-utan right there".

Is there not a tradition in US humour of deliberately referring to apes as monkeys as a comic device?

Can you please tell these guys I am allowed to call them all monkeys? (

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Sailor Steve · 04-04-16, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I'm sometimes disappointed, after sending an American pal a funny monkey picture, to have them say "That's actually a chimp" or "I think that's an orang-utan right there".

Is there not a tradition in US humour of deliberately referring to apes as monkeys as a comic device?

Can you please tell these guys I am allowed to call them all monkeys? (

)

Funny sort of question coming from someone who thinks he's a tree-climbing rodent. But I digress (don't worry, I do that a lot).

Your first mistake is in thinking that Americans do humour. We don't. We have something called "humor", and despite the similarity they are not the same thing.

But here's a test you can perform yourself. Walk up to the Lord Of The Jungle (AKA King Of The Apes) and call him "Tarzan, the Monkey Man".

G'wan, I dare ya. In fact I double-dog-dare ya. Just wait until I can set up my ticket booth.

Wolferz · 04-04-16, 12:04 PM

I just heard a Squirrelschplittenloudenboomer!

Catfish · 04-06-16, 01:15 PM

^ was probably that:

Eichhörnchen · 04-06-16, 03:21 PM

That was perfect for this thread, Catfish, although deeply disturbing...

Catfish · 04-07-16, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

That was perfect for this thread, Catfish, although deeply disturbing...

Mildly, if you're living here

Onkel Neal · 04-07-16, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

^ was probably that:

Haha, oh my

Commander Wallace · 04-07-16, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

^ was probably that:

Where do you find this stuff ?

GT182 · 04-07-16, 03:27 PM

And a follow up to Catfish.....

When Will I See you Again. Think about it. Just close your eyes so you don't see the pretty ladies, and think only of your Shrink. IF you can.

LOL

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Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,018 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Yes, but we with our limited simple minds can only guess. The most wise sage of the order of the most salty dog, dear abby and the ancient mariner Steve has the one true answer. __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,811 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve I'm sometimes disappointed, after sending an American pal a funny monkey picture, to have them say "That's actually a chimp" or "I think that's an orang-utan right there". Is there not a tradition in US humour of deliberately referring to apes as monkeys as a comic device? Can you please tell these guys I am allowed to call them all monkeys? () __________________

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