British Football Thread (all divisions) - Page 58

BossMark · 12-21-14, 09:50 AM

Sunderland's Lee Cattermole gets more cards than I do at Christmas time.

BossMark · 12-21-14, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Newcastle to win 3-1.

Soz Jim looks like I jinxed the toon.

Jimbuna · 12-21-14, 11:01 AM

In the words of Niall Quinn on Sky Sports at the end of the game...."Newcastle have had the game pinched off them".

Jimbuna · 12-29-14, 08:36 AM

TOON beat Everton 3-2 to remain in top half of the Premiership table

BossMark · 01-03-15, 12:12 PM

Steven Gerrard is going to be releasing a book about his time at Liverpool, it doesn't have a title yet!

Jimbuna · 01-04-15, 09:53 AM

Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League.

BossMark · 01-06-15, 02:53 AM

So Steven Gerrard's birthday falls on the same day as the FA Cup final.
What a cracking send off it would be if someone could get him a ticket.

Jimbuna · 01-06-15, 06:28 AM

Champions League football for the Liverpool players tonight.

They are all going round to Steven Gerrard's to watch it on Sky Sports 2.

BossMark · 01-15-15, 02:58 AM

Liverpool are interested in Ched Evans, but a spokesman for Mr Evans said his name has been tarnished enough.

Jimbuna · 01-15-15, 08:37 AM

A burglary was recently committed at Sunderland's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a red carpet.

BossMark · 01-20-15, 12:37 PM

ISIS executed 13 football fans by firing squad for watching Iraq play Jordan on TV in Islamist-controlled Mosul.

They would have had an extra 7 minutes if they were Man Utd fans.

Jimbuna · 01-21-15, 08:12 AM

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the premier league."
"You crafty bugga!" said the fairy.

U-15 · 01-21-15, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the premier league."
"You crafty bugga!" said the fairy.

Hey Jimbuna,
Don't get upsetting the Baggies fans; one of em's a mate of mine, the other one isn't

Jimbuna · 01-22-15, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by U-15

Hey Jimbuna,
Don't get upsetting the Baggies fans; one of em's a mate of mine, the other one isn't

I think Leeds would have been a better choice of club to use

U-15 · 01-22-15, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I think Leeds would have been a better choice of club to use

Nah.
More fun in teasing the nearest rivals; like you with Newcastle / Sunderland rivalry.

Which reminds me of this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1088198/Molineux-Wolves-rivals-written-thanks-Birmingham-supporting-brickie.html

Even I had to have a laugh at the time.

Got to go, some serious subbing to do.
All the best

12-21-14, 09:50 AM	#856
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Sunderland's Lee Cattermole gets more cards than I do at Christmas time. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

12-21-14, 11:01 AM	#858
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	In the words of Niall Quinn on Sky Sports at the end of the game...."Newcastle have had the game pinched off them". __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-29-14, 08:36 AM	#859
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	TOON beat Everton 3-2 to remain in top half of the Premiership table __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-03-15, 12:12 PM	#860
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Steven Gerrard is going to be releasing a book about his time at Liverpool, it doesn't have a title yet! __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

01-04-15, 09:53 AM	#861
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-06-15, 02:53 AM	#862
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	So Steven Gerrard's birthday falls on the same day as the FA Cup final. What a cracking send off it would be if someone could get him a ticket. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

01-06-15, 06:28 AM	#863
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Champions League football for the Liverpool players tonight. They are all going round to Steven Gerrard's to watch it on Sky Sports 2. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-15-15, 02:58 AM	#864
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Liverpool are interested in Ched Evans, but a spokesman for Mr Evans said his name has been tarnished enough. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

01-15-15, 08:37 AM	#865
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A burglary was recently committed at Sunderland's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a red carpet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-20-15, 12:37 PM	#866
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	ISIS executed 13 football fans by firing squad for watching Iraq play Jordan on TV in Islamist-controlled Mosul. They would have had an extra 7 minutes if they were Man Utd fans. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

01-21-15, 08:12 AM	#867
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the premier league." "You crafty bugga!" said the fairy. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)