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Jimbuna · 09-16-19, 09:02 AM

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.

Jimbuna · 09-17-19, 12:14 PM

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

Jimbuna · 09-18-19, 07:29 AM

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Jimbuna · 09-19-19, 06:23 AM

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

Jimbuna · 09-20-19, 07:03 AM

I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.

Jimbuna · 09-21-19, 06:53 AM

Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.

Jimbuna · 09-22-19, 07:12 AM

Don’t be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can’t fly.

Jimbuna · 09-23-19, 01:25 PM

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

Jimbuna · 09-24-19, 05:42 AM

I proposed to my ex-wife. But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money.

Jimbuna · 09-25-19, 09:46 AM

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

Jimbuna · 09-26-19, 08:47 AM

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Jimbuna · 09-27-19, 06:08 AM

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

Jimbuna · 09-28-19, 06:43 AM

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

Jimbuna · 09-29-19, 06:58 AM

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

Jimbuna · 09-30-19, 05:49 AM

True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.

09-16-19, 09:02 AM	#8596
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-17-19, 12:14 PM	#8597
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-18-19, 07:29 AM	#8598
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-19-19, 06:23 AM	#8599
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-20-19, 07:03 AM	#8600
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-21-19, 06:53 AM	#8601
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-22-19, 07:12 AM	#8602
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Don’t be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can’t fly. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-23-19, 01:25 PM	#8603
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-24-19, 05:42 AM	#8604
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I proposed to my ex-wife. But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-25-19, 09:46 AM	#8605
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-26-19, 08:47 AM	#8606
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-27-19, 06:08 AM	#8607
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-28-19, 06:43 AM	#8608
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-29-19, 06:58 AM	#8609
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-30-19, 05:49 AM	#8610
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!