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Jimbuna · 09-08-19, 07:05 AM

“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”

“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.”

“And smart, too!”

Aktungbby · 09-08-19, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

I think more clearly when I'm on the toilet.

Markus

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Originally Posted by STEED

Really this is amazing and needs to be investigated.

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Originally Posted by vienna

Maybe while sitting on the toilet and thinking?...

...you know, for the same of clarity...
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vienna · 09-09-19, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

So, now it's come down to catty comments, then?...

<O>

Jimbuna · 09-09-19, 06:57 AM

I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.

Jimbuna · 09-09-19, 01:57 PM

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

Von Due · 09-09-19, 05:09 PM

I had two tickets for a Celine Dion show in my jacket which I left unattended for 2 minutes. When I returned some bastard had put four more tickets in the pocket. How the hell can I get rid of them?!

Eisenwurst · 09-09-19, 10:37 PM

Smokes have gone up to over $40 a packet down here. I'd give up but I don't like the alternative....Extreme old age and dementia in a nursing home.

Jimbuna · 09-10-19, 05:53 AM

Life is short, smile whilst you still have teeth.

Jimbuna · 09-10-19, 08:06 AM

A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Jimbuna · 09-11-19, 07:50 AM

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

STEED · 09-11-19, 07:53 AM

Jim has made many comments and Parliment has not listen to any of them, watch out parliament November 5th is on the way.

Jimbuna · 09-12-19, 07:46 AM

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

Jimbuna · 09-13-19, 06:17 AM

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

Jimbuna · 09-14-19, 07:02 AM

Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.

Jimbuna · 09-15-19, 08:24 AM

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

09-08-19, 07:05 AM	#8581
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.” “Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” “And smart, too!” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-09-19, 06:57 AM	#8584
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-09-19, 01:57 PM	#8585
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-09-19, 10:37 PM	#8587
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,771 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Smokes have gone up to over $40 a packet down here. I'd give up but I don't like the alternative....Extreme old age and dementia in a nursing home. __________________

09-10-19, 05:53 AM	#8588
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Life is short, smile whilst you still have teeth. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-09-19, 05:09 PM	#8586
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,690 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	I had two tickets for a Celine Dion show in my jacket which I left unattended for 2 minutes. When I returned some bastard had put four more tickets in the pocket. How the hell can I get rid of them?!

09-10-19, 08:06 AM	#8589
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-11-19, 07:50 AM	#8590
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-11-19, 07:53 AM	#8591
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Jim has made many comments and Parliment has not listen to any of them, watch out parliament November 5th is on the way. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-12-19, 07:46 AM	#8592
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-13-19, 06:17 AM	#8593
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-14-19, 07:02 AM	#8594
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-15-19, 08:24 AM	#8595
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!