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09-08-19, 07:05 AM | #8581 |
Chief of the Boat
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“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”
“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” “And smart, too!”
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09-08-19, 01:18 PM | #8582 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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"Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe" |
09-09-19, 04:59 AM | #8583 |
Navy Seal
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09-09-19, 06:57 AM | #8584 |
Chief of the Boat
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I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
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09-09-19, 01:57 PM | #8585 |
Chief of the Boat
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Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?
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09-09-19, 05:09 PM | #8586 |
Sea Lord
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I had two tickets for a Celine Dion show in my jacket which I left unattended for 2 minutes. When I returned some bastard had put four more tickets in the pocket. How the hell can I get rid of them?!
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09-09-19, 10:37 PM | #8587 |
Ocean Warrior
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Smokes have gone up to over $40 a packet down here. I'd give up but I don't like the alternative....Extreme old age and dementia in a nursing home.
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09-10-19, 05:53 AM | #8588 |
Chief of the Boat
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Life is short, smile whilst you still have teeth.
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09-10-19, 08:06 AM | #8589 |
Chief of the Boat
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A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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09-11-19, 07:50 AM | #8590 |
Chief of the Boat
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You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
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09-11-19, 07:53 AM | #8591 |
Lucky Jack
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Jim has made many comments and Parliment has not listen to any of them, watch out parliament November 5th is on the way.
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09-12-19, 07:46 AM | #8592 |
Chief of the Boat
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Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
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09-13-19, 06:17 AM | #8593 |
Chief of the Boat
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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
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09-14-19, 07:02 AM | #8594 |
Chief of the Boat
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Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
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09-15-19, 08:24 AM | #8595 |
Chief of the Boat
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There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
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