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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, it is now all consuming so you eat yourself.
I wish for a side plate of fries with that. |
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#843 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, you gag on the joke ten days hence and slowly die gasping for air as you do.
I wish pathing things up was as easy as breaking them. |
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#845 |
Ace of the Deep
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Most are called "Jaws".....or you could even be a piranna if you were so inclined...
I wish SH5 were just around the corner...
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#846 |
Navy Seal
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Granted, it is just around the corner for everyone, dooming you to walk around every corner in the universe to find it
I wish I could understand why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine
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#847 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, it's simply because they don't have any water pistols.
I wish I was driving Pontings taxi. |
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#848 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, you take him to the airport and he leaves your cab without leaving a tip.
I wish Australia had batted better in the first innings. |
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#849 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but it was they're eyelids they batted.
I wish for an everlasting definitive entity. |
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Granted, it is the rat living in the hole in your room
I wish infinity could be divided by 6.154*π to produce a mathematical constant
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Infinity divided by any finite number equals infinity. Infinity is a constant. Oh...errr...I need to crush it... Granted! You discover that infinity divided by 6.154*π produces a mathematical constant. However, you then spend your entire life using standard division to find an empirical proof for it, not realizing that you calculations will never end. I wish for a mild winter.
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#852 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but your pint of mild winter tastes like gnats p!ss.
I wish the reasoning was on a sound basis. |
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#853 |
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Granted, but it has no supporting arguments
I wish my last attempt at making a confusing wish would have succeeded (Infinity is a mathematical constant?)
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#854 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, you are now confused.
I wish confusion to my enemies and contentment to my friends. |
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#855 |
Captain
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Granted, but I don't get it
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