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05-23-08, 06:47 PM | #841 |
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Granted, but everything else becomes pointless in your life, and you go into a deep depression.
I wish that the Internet was like a video game. |
05-23-08, 07:01 PM | #842 |
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Granted, all your internet interactions are exactly like playing Pong.
I wish I could see in the infrared and ultraviolet spectrums |
05-24-08, 02:21 AM | #843 |
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Granted, but the waves are so powerful on your eyes that you go blind.
I wish that I could actually carry a tune when I sing. |
05-24-08, 03:42 AM | #844 |
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Granted, but you will lose your voice and will have to try to communicate in whissle, but noone else will be able to understand you.
I wish, this damn new floor in my shop will be put down quiker HunterICX
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05-24-08, 05:20 AM | #845 |
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Granted, but it's a sloppy job and you trip over a board that hasn't been fastened down properly and break your leg.
I wish everyone on the TS server had a mic.
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05-24-08, 06:44 AM | #846 |
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Granted, but they talk so loud your speakers burst and you can no longer hear anyone.
I wish I hadn't gone to that party I just came home from. |
06-12-08, 08:00 AM | #847 | |
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I wish this thread could go on forever, as it is almost as much fun as the cat thread.
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06-12-08, 08:05 AM | #848 |
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Granted, but it will be eventually closed, just like the cat thread was.
I wish I was telling the truth.
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06-12-08, 08:07 AM | #849 |
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Granted! But then every time you say the truth, everyone you know and love will hate you!
I wish I was a evil genius! |
06-12-08, 09:17 AM | #850 | |
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I wish people would stop trying to oppose my evil rule
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06-12-08, 10:13 AM | #851 |
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Granted, but they eventually come to the conclusion that you're evil and were that we to begin with and oppress you anyway.
I wish that the world would explode. |
06-12-08, 01:16 PM | #852 |
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Granted, but you're cleaning up the mess. Better wish for a really big trash can.
I wish sound propagated through space.
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06-12-08, 01:18 PM | #853 | |
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I wish I had a juicy brain-sandwhich (NOT MY BRAIN!) right now
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06-12-08, 02:04 PM | #854 |
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[/quote]Granted, You now hear the death screams of all the other species in the universe that annihilated themselves in a nuclear apocalypse
I wish I had a juicy brain-sandwhich (NOT MY BRAIN!) right now[/quote] Granted, but you haven't got any mustard to go with it. I wish I could fly.
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06-12-08, 03:21 PM | #855 |
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Granted, but you can't land.
I wish I knew how girls think...
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