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#8371 |
Sea Lord
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Reading how Iran's Wisest of the Wise have banned nature documentaries showing a buffalo's rear end as it would be too suggestive. May I suggest the new Iranian breed of horses
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#8372 |
Chief of the Boat
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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
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#8373 |
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Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
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#8374 |
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When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.
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#8375 |
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You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
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#8376 |
Chief of the Boat
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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
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#8377 |
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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
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#8378 |
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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
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#8379 |
Chief of the Boat
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You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
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#8380 |
Chief of the Boat
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Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
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#8381 |
Chief of the Boat
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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#8382 |
Sea Lord
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Anyone who thinks the earth is flat: Play the Silent Hunter series and learn the true shape of the earth. It's a cylinder.
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#8383 |
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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million pounds."
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#8384 |
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Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
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#8385 |
Fleet Admiral
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Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?...
He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now ![]() ![]() |
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