Dear Steve Thread - Page 55

Armistead · 04-09-13, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Dear Steve,
Would you check on Armistead aka Admiral Armistead. I believe he has multiple personalities and has wrongly accused and charged LTJG Williams. I think it's Armistead that needs the help. Dealing with Wolferz all those years is probably what did it.

Either that or I drank too many Bilge Water Ales.

First, the years dealing with Wolferz only related to the character of MWolfe1963. Wolferz has had lil to no effect on my character as Armistead in my capacity as Admiral, Office Manager or Ubirat.

You guys can laugh at all my beings..beins..{is that correct, can I say that} my characters, but you will respect me in my role as Admiral Armistead.

Father Goose · 04-09-13, 03:31 PM

To: All Ubirats at the Subsim Psychiatric Hospital

An official message from Admiral Armistead regarding your recent comments.

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Ignore the Ubirats, I will not deal with them in my capacity of Admiral. Please advise them I will not be made a fool of in my own court.

I will not have this court made a mockery of...This court and it's procedures will be respected.

Armistead · 04-09-13, 05:36 PM

I find all this court stuff silly and a waste of forum space

Armistead as Office Manager.

Armistead · 04-09-13, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I find all this court stuff silly and a waste of forum space

Armistead as Office Manager.

Screw you!
Admiral Armistead

Sailor Steve · 04-09-13, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

While you were on vacation, I incorporated us as "SPH". to protect our assets and seek tax relief. You signed the forms, but you sign all forms.

Why doesn't somebody tell me these things?!?

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I contacted myself as Admiral in my capacity as Office Manager and myself as Admiral does indeed trust Capt. Goose to deliver messages as needed.

Fine, as long as I don't show up one day to find him sleeping on the couch!

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Do you want me to file a report in my capacity as Office Manager to myself as Admiral against Capt. Goose regarding your trust issues?

I want you to keep these people away from me!

Groucho warned me there'd be days like this!

Father Goose · 04-09-13, 06:01 PM

Dr. Steve,

I see you have returned from your scuba diving excursion. I trust all went well.
I would like to bring to your attention where you last left off this afternnon, at post 805. Since that time the Subsim court, the honorable Admiral Armistead presiding, has issued numerous questions for you to answer. He even sent me out in the late afternoon on my dinghy to find you.

The Admiral desires to provide LTJG Williams a fair trial in a timely fashion. To be clear, he needs you to answer his questions promptly. I will advise you that Admiral Armistead is prepared to summon you to his courtroom to answer before him if these answers are not provided.

Admiral Armistead's courtroom is now in session as LCDR Green is testifying before the court.

I look forward to reviewing your answers and forwarding them Admiral Armistead.

Good evening sir!

Sailor Steve · 04-09-13, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Father Goose

Dr. Steve,

Never heard of 'im!

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When you return from scuba diving, please answer the following questions that have been requested by the court.

What makes you think I'm ever coming back? Especially now?

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Regarding the charges that were filed by Dr. Steve O.L.D {or his office} against LTJG Williams / Article 89—Disrespect toward a superior commissioned officer based on statements made to Dr. Steve by LTJG Williams.

The devil made me do it!

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1) Did you file charges against LTJG Williams or were said charges filed by a member of your office?

No.

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2) If you filed charges, do you plan to prosecute as well? If so, will you use spell checking?

No!

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3) Where is LTJG Williams being held?

A thousand times no!

I mean, I don't know.

I mean, never heard of 'im.

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4) What is your finding pertaining to LTJG Williams mental competency relating to combat fitness?

He's mad as a hatter! A little light in the loafers too, if you ask me.

Wait, that's Armistead. Or was that Armistead's assessment of me?

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5) Is LTJG Williams competent to stand trial for the second offense by Dr. Steve O.L.D?

Boy, if I ever meet this Williams guy I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!

Maybe I should take a piece of his instead.

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Good day sir.

Easy for you to say. You're not the one being badgered by some court git.

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Capt. Goose, USN

Do that again and you better buy me dinner first!

Sailor Steve · 04-09-13, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Lock 'em all up!

I like this guy!

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This Marzipan incident is closed. [ Bangs gavel ]

As long as I wasn't accused of taking it, I don't care!

Sailor Steve · 04-09-13, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Dear Steve,
Would you check on Armistead aka Admiral Armistead. I believe he has multiple personalities and has wrongly accused and charged LTJG Williams. I think it's Armistead that needs the help. Dealing with Wolferz all those years is probably what did it.

I don't care how many people he is, as long as they get the job done and I only have to write one paycheck.

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Either that or I drank too many Bilge Water Ales.

I know a cure for that. $39.99 while supplies last!

Sailor Steve · 04-09-13, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Just for the record Doctor Steve, I've done nothing to Armistead that he hasn't already done to himself.

Glad to hear it. Also glad to see someone not connected with this whole court-martial thing.

Sailor Steve · 04-09-13, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

...but you will respect me in my role as Admiral Armistead.

Why? I've never done anything to deserve my respect. Why should he?

You.

Whatever.

Sailor Steve · 04-09-13, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I find all this court stuff silly and a waste of forum space

Armistead as Office Manager.

I find it a waste of my space, and wish it had stayed in the other forum.

Sailor Steve · 04-09-13, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Screw you!
Admiral Armistead

Hey! Nobody talks to my office manager that way but me!

Armistead! Throw yourself out! Now!

donna52522 · 04-09-13, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Why? I've never done anything to deserve my respect. Why should he?

You.

Whatever.

You have to respect the rank, not the man.

Armistead · 04-09-13, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Hey! Nobody talks to my office manager that way but me!

Armistead! Throw yourself out! Now!

Throw me out or him out, which me do I throw out?

04-09-13, 05:36 PM	#813
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I find all this court stuff silly and a waste of forum space Armistead as Office Manager. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

04-09-13, 06:01 PM	#816
Father Goose Sonar Guy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Matalava Island Posts: 378 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	Dr. Steve, I see you have returned from your scuba diving excursion. I trust all went well. I would like to bring to your attention where you last left off this afternnon, at post 805. Since that time the Subsim court, the honorable Admiral Armistead presiding, has issued numerous questions for you to answer. He even sent me out in the late afternoon on my dinghy to find you. The Admiral desires to provide LTJG Williams a fair trial in a timely fashion. To be clear, he needs you to answer his questions promptly. I will advise you that Admiral Armistead is prepared to summon you to his courtroom to answer before him if these answers are not provided. Admiral Armistead's courtroom is now in session as LCDR Green is testifying before the court. I look forward to reviewing your answers and forwarding them Admiral Armistead. Good evening sir!