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Jimbuna · 12-16-18, 08:44 AM

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

Eichhörnchen · 12-16-18, 12:36 PM

I'm looking into getting a new car... must have a roomy glovebox though

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-a8138066.html

STEED · 12-17-18, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I'm looking into getting a new car... must have a roomy glovebox though

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-a8138066.html

You are too busy moaning at other drivers making you a menace on the roads, stick to trees you will be calmer and more at home.

Jimbuna · 12-17-18, 04:40 PM

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

fireftr18 · 12-17-18, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

You seem to know me well.

Jimbuna · 12-18-18, 02:46 PM

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

Jimbuna · 12-19-18, 08:44 AM

At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close to them.

STEED · 12-19-18, 12:04 PM

House of Commons is a anagram for Moron Zoo.

Jimbuna · 12-20-18, 07:06 AM

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

Jimbuna · 12-24-18, 10:40 AM

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Aktungbby · 12-24-18, 12:08 PM

/\ not necessarily;I usually walk behind my wife to admire the view and I'm quite mad you know!

Jimbuna · 12-26-18, 09:32 AM

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.

fireftr18 · 12-27-18, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.

I completely agree with Jim.

Jimbuna · 12-28-18, 09:12 AM

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.

Jimbuna · 12-29-18, 09:06 AM

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

12-16-18, 08:44 AM	#8176
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-16-18, 12:36 PM	#8177
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,497 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I'm looking into getting a new car... must have a roomy glovebox though https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-a8138066.html __________________

12-17-18, 04:40 PM	#8179
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-18-18, 02:46 PM	#8181
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-19-18, 08:44 AM	#8182
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close to them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-19-18, 12:04 PM	#8183
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	House of Commons is a anagram for Moron Zoo. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

12-20-18, 07:06 AM	#8184
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-24-18, 10:40 AM	#8185
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-24-18, 12:08 PM	#8186
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,141 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	/\ not necessarily;I usually walk behind my wife to admire the view and I'm quite mad you know! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

12-26-18, 09:32 AM	#8187
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-28-18, 09:12 AM	#8189
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-29-18, 09:06 AM	#8190
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,320 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!