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05-17-08, 12:38 PM | #781 | |
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I wish all your base would belong to us
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05-17-08, 02:42 PM | #782 |
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Granted, they already do because we only rent them from you.
I wish we could reinvigorate the sick jokes thread.
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05-17-08, 05:45 PM | #783 |
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Granted, but The Management gets ticked off at the users for titling it "Sick Jokes", and they close it down without even viewing the posts within.
I wish that blue was no longer a color and Russia was the capitol of the world. |
05-17-08, 05:51 PM | #784 |
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Granted, blue is now your boss, and since he lost his color, he ain't in a good mood. Plus, now that Russia is the capitol of the world, it becomes extremely hard to find in the city, since they have to use the street names a zillion times because, frankly, there isn't enough words to find unique names for the streets of a capital that big.
I really, really, really, really, really wish I knew the name of the übercute girl I saw in the subway this evening. Really lads, it was as close as love on first sight I'll ever be!
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05-17-08, 06:44 PM | #785 |
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No. You should have said, "Miss, have I seen you before? You look familiar." BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD DOG! No Kibbles 'n Bits for you! BAD, STUPID DOG! SHAME FOR NOT USING YOUR BRAIN! SHAME!
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05-17-08, 09:25 PM | #786 | |
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I wish French Fries would rain from the skies
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05-18-08, 12:06 AM | #787 |
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Granted, but with they are merely a form of "hail". The actual rain is boiling-hot grease.
I wish for romance. |
05-18-08, 12:22 AM | #788 | |
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I wish I had a bowl of chocolate icecream.
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05-18-08, 06:41 AM | #789 |
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Granted, and just to break from tradition I won't crush your dream other than to sprinkle hundreds and thousands on it.
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05-18-08, 08:06 AM | #790 |
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Granted, But there's a new anti-high-powered chainsaw law and you are arrested and sentenced to life
I wish I knew where west ends and east starts
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05-18-08, 08:49 AM | #791 |
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Granted, it intersects exactly where north starts and south ends which totally confuses you.
I wish sumwon wuld teech mee haw two speeeeeell.
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05-18-08, 08:58 AM | #792 | |
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I wish I had an army of evil umpa lumpas to conquer the world with.
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05-18-08, 09:31 AM | #793 |
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Granted, But with the goal of global conquest almost in your grasp, the umpa lumpas make a coup and seize power (Your end is quite miserable, forcing you to hear their songs before killing you)
I wish I had something to wish for...
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05-18-08, 09:40 AM | #794 | |
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I wish my umpa lumpa army would eat whirrled peas, it would save a lot of money in operation costs.
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05-18-08, 09:43 AM | #795 | |
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I wish I knew what whirrled peas were
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