Dear Steve Thread - Page 52

Armistead · 02-22-13, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

My mom loved Robert Conrad's tight pants.

Yea, most women loved him back then, my mom as well. My wife says a young Conrad is one of her favorites, well him and Sam Elliot.

Armistead · 02-28-13, 10:34 PM

Dear Steve,

Due to lack of customers, we can no longer afford to stay in business, unless we design more scams. As hard as it is for me to say this, it seems people really don't like your advice and we're old news. I would resign, but you would fire me, so I quit. I really didn't like working for you anyway. Good luck on any future endeavors.

Your humble servant,

Arm.

PS. I just thought of something..........

Red October1984 · 02-28-13, 11:08 PM

Dear Steve and Armistead...

Please don't go out of business. I still enjoy this thread and it has been nominated for best of 2013.

You CAN'T stop now!

Armistead · 03-01-13, 01:47 AM

I can only carry a thread so far and I'm tired of being paid with peanuts, plus he offers no benefits other than a weekly massage. I don't like Dr. Steve, but his advice is far advanced for the misfits here at Subsim. I'm certainly not goint to continue without major changes in his office. If he ask me to stay, offers medical insurance instead of back rubs, I'll consider it.

Mork_417 · 03-01-13, 03:39 AM

Dear Steve,
I recently made what I consider a very exciting purchase. I was so excited that I completely forgot about DVD regions, and their rules.

My question is... Should i feel like a complete idiot?

Thanks,
Robert

P.S. I read some where that your rates may be going up. Is there any truth to the rumors?

Sailor Steve · 03-01-13, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FloppyRat

Dear Steve,
I recently made what I consider a very exciting purchase. I was so excited that I completely forgot about DVD regions, and their rules.

My question is... Should i feel like a complete idiot?

Yes you should. On the other hand, you're not alone. There are many complete idiots in the world. I would consider myself a perfect idiot, but I know nobody's perfect.

Quote:

P.S. I read some where that your rates may be going up. Is there any truth to the rumors?

Yes. As of today my fee is going up to $0. I will no longer be paying people to ask me questions.

donna52522 · 03-08-13, 02:31 PM

Dear Dr. Steve,

I had recently started a group on Facebook called Paranoids Anonymous , but people keep trying to join it. Do you think there may be some sort of conspiracy.

Signed,
Hiding under the bed.

Sailor Steve · 03-08-13, 04:31 PM

Sorry, you can't fool me. I'm not going to be tricked into looking at your evil website. I did look under my bed though, and you weren't there, so I guess for now I'm safe.

Red October1984 · 04-08-13, 08:09 PM

Dr. Steve.

Is Cmdr Williams ready to return to combat status.

Yes_____

No______

I don't care_________

Article 32 Hearing

Armistead · 04-08-13, 08:17 PM

Cmdr Williams,

Welcome to the office of Dr. Steve. Please go to office A, remove your clothes and wait for Dr. Steve.

Armistead
Office Manager

mapuc · 04-08-13, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Cmdr Williams,

Welcome to the office of Dr. Steve. Please go to office A, remove your clothes and wait for Dr. Steve.

Armistead
Office Manager

Is that a common thing you do in USA, when you visit your psychiatrist, taking of all your clothes ?

Markus

Red October1984 · 04-08-13, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Cmdr Williams,

Welcome to the office of Dr. Steve. Please go to office A, remove your clothes and wait for Dr. Steve.

Armistead
Office Manager

Uh...

Damn....forgot you were the Office Assistant too...

*strips to underwear*

That's as far as I'll go. If you want more, you'll have to pay.

frau kaleun · 04-08-13, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red October1984

*strips to underwear*

That's as far as I'll go. If you want more, you'll have to pay.

When he sees the size of your feet, he'll probably pay double.

Armistead · 04-08-13, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

Is that a common thing you do in USA, when you visit your psychiatrist, taking of all your clothes ?

Markus

I think Dr. Steve simply checks reflexes, although he has gone into the exam room with rubber gloves on. Legally, he can only give advice, the physicals are done pro boner, bono, ....just some word Steve uses.

Red October1984 · 04-08-13, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

I think Dr. Steve simply checks reflexes, although he has gone into the exam room with rubber gloves on. Legally, he can only give advice, the physicals are done pro boner, bono, ....just some word Steve uses.

Uh...

There will be no "Pro Boner" procedures involved here. This is to evaluate my mind....not....other things...

02-28-13, 10:34 PM	#767
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, Due to lack of customers, we can no longer afford to stay in business, unless we design more scams. As hard as it is for me to say this, it seems people really don't like your advice and we're old news. I would resign, but you would fire me, so I quit. I really didn't like working for you anyway. Good luck on any future endeavors. Your humble servant, Arm. PS. I just thought of something.......... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 03-01-13 at 01:41 AM.

02-28-13, 11:08 PM	#768
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,241 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve and Armistead... Please don't go out of business. I still enjoy this thread and it has been nominated for best of 2013. You CAN'T stop now! __________________

03-01-13, 01:47 AM	#769
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I can only carry a thread so far and I'm tired of being paid with peanuts, plus he offers no benefits other than a weekly massage. I don't like Dr. Steve, but his advice is far advanced for the misfits here at Subsim. I'm certainly not goint to continue without major changes in his office. If he ask me to stay, offers medical insurance instead of back rubs, I'll consider it. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

03-01-13, 03:39 AM	#770
Mork_417 Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: DB-15 Posts: 850 Downloads: 263 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, I recently made what I consider a very exciting purchase. I was so excited that I completely forgot about DVD regions, and their rules. My question is... Should i feel like a complete idiot? Thanks, Robert P.S. I read some where that your rates may be going up. Is there any truth to the rumors? __________________ Heading to AM49.(U-553)

03-08-13, 02:31 PM	#772
donna52522 Lady Mariner Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 544 Downloads: 225 Uploads: 0	Dear Dr. Steve, I had recently started a group on Facebook called Paranoids Anonymous , but people keep trying to join it. Do you think there may be some sort of conspiracy. Signed, Hiding under the bed. __________________

03-08-13, 04:31 PM	#773
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Sorry, you can't fool me. I'm not going to be tricked into looking at your evil website. I did look under my bed though, and you weren't there, so I guess for now I'm safe. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-08-13, 08:09 PM	#774
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,241 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Dr. Steve. Is Cmdr Williams ready to return to combat status. Yes_____ No______ I don't care_________ Article 32 Hearing __________________

04-08-13, 08:17 PM	#775
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Cmdr Williams, Welcome to the office of Dr. Steve. Please go to office A, remove your clothes and wait for Dr. Steve. Armistead Office Manager __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.