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02-22-13, 01:36 PM | #766 |
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Yea, most women loved him back then, my mom as well. My wife says a young Conrad is one of her favorites, well him and Sam Elliot.
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02-28-13, 10:34 PM | #767 |
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Dear Steve,
Due to lack of customers, we can no longer afford to stay in business, unless we design more scams. As hard as it is for me to say this, it seems people really don't like your advice and we're old news. I would resign, but you would fire me, so I quit. I really didn't like working for you anyway. Good luck on any future endeavors. Your humble servant, Arm. PS. I just thought of something..........
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02-28-13, 11:08 PM | #768 |
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Dear Steve and Armistead...
Please don't go out of business. I still enjoy this thread and it has been nominated for best of 2013. You CAN'T stop now!
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03-01-13, 01:47 AM | #769 |
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I can only carry a thread so far and I'm tired of being paid with peanuts, plus he offers no benefits other than a weekly massage. I don't like Dr. Steve, but his advice is far advanced for the misfits here at Subsim. I'm certainly not goint to continue without major changes in his office. If he ask me to stay, offers medical insurance instead of back rubs, I'll consider it.
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03-01-13, 03:39 AM | #770 |
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Dear Steve,
I recently made what I consider a very exciting purchase. I was so excited that I completely forgot about DVD regions, and their rules. My question is... Should i feel like a complete idiot? Thanks, Robert P.S. I read some where that your rates may be going up. Is there any truth to the rumors?
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03-01-13, 10:29 AM | #771 | ||
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03-08-13, 02:31 PM | #772 |
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Dear Dr. Steve,
I had recently started a group on Facebook called Paranoids Anonymous , but people keep trying to join it. Do you think there may be some sort of conspiracy. Signed, Hiding under the bed.
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03-08-13, 04:31 PM | #773 |
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Sorry, you can't fool me. I'm not going to be tricked into looking at your evil website. I did look under my bed though, and you weren't there, so I guess for now I'm safe.
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04-08-13, 08:09 PM | #774 |
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Dr. Steve.
Is Cmdr Williams ready to return to combat status. Yes_____ No______ I don't care_________ Article 32 Hearing
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04-08-13, 08:17 PM | #775 |
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Cmdr Williams,
Welcome to the office of Dr. Steve. Please go to office A, remove your clothes and wait for Dr. Steve. Armistead Office Manager
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04-08-13, 08:21 PM | #776 |
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Damn....forgot you were the Office Assistant too... *strips to underwear* That's as far as I'll go. If you want more, you'll have to pay.
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04-08-13, 09:14 PM | #778 |
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04-08-13, 09:28 PM | #779 |
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I think Dr. Steve simply checks reflexes, although he has gone into the exam room with rubber gloves on. Legally, he can only give advice, the physicals are done pro boner, bono, ....just some word Steve uses.
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04-08-13, 09:53 PM | #780 | |
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There will be no "Pro Boner" procedures involved here. This is to evaluate my mind....not....other things...
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