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Von Due · 11-17-17, 07:39 AM

Marriage is an institution but who wants to live in an institution?

Jimbuna · 11-17-17, 08:31 AM

True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.

Jimbuna · 11-18-17, 08:10 AM

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

Gerald · 11-18-17, 06:35 PM

Day soon to buy a Christmas tree.

Eichhörnchen · 11-18-17, 06:44 PM

We have a fake one. I used to go up the road and dig one up every year until they closed the tree plantation there. Now we finally found one that looks properly real (after buying several that were not as good)

Jimbuna · 11-19-17, 07:48 AM

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

STEED · 11-19-17, 08:39 AM

With everyone on their smart phones you can save lots of money walking around naked, no more cloths and no one will notice you.

Gerald · 11-19-17, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

With everyone on their smart phones you can save lots of money walking around naked, no more cloths and no one will notice you.

But if you're naked then the police come in, or sit or in the mental hospital.

STEED · 11-19-17, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendor

But if you're naked then the police come in

Around here!....

Never....

Eichhörnchen · 11-19-17, 01:55 PM

In the UK, walking around in public bollock-naked is just regarded as a bit eccentric

STEED · 11-19-17, 02:02 PM

The day winter turns up will be the day polar bears slap on sun cream.

Gerald · 11-19-17, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

The day winter turns up will be the day polar bears slap on sun cream.

Show me that.

Eisenwurst · 11-19-17, 08:22 PM

You go into a store these days and the shop assistants ( invariably all women ) wear name tags. You read their name off the tag and they think you're staring at their boobs.

Aktungbby · 11-19-17, 10:29 PM

^NO NO! Always state the lass's name on the tag so she knows you can at least read! You may be a boor but they'll know your a literate boor! Your in a shop shopping, so they assume you're a man of means!

Eisenwurst · 11-20-17, 12:55 AM

You get an even worse reaction if you're nearsighted and have to get real close to read.

11-17-17, 08:31 AM	#7637
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11-18-17, 08:10 AM	#7638
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,753 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-18-17, 06:35 PM	#7639
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11-18-17, 06:44 PM	#7640
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,806 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	We have a fake one. I used to go up the road and dig one up every year until they closed the tree plantation there. Now we finally found one that looks properly real (after buying several that were not as good) __________________

11-19-17, 07:48 AM	#7641
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,753 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-17-17, 07:39 AM	#7636
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,668 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Marriage is an institution but who wants to live in an institution?

11-19-17, 08:39 AM	#7642
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	With everyone on their smart phones you can save lots of money walking around naked, no more cloths and no one will notice you. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-19-17, 01:55 PM	#7645
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,806 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	In the UK, walking around in public bollock-naked is just regarded as a bit eccentric __________________

11-19-17, 02:02 PM	#7646
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	The day winter turns up will be the day polar bears slap on sun cream. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-19-17, 08:22 PM	#7648
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,661 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Name Tags on Women Shop Assistants. You go into a store these days and the shop assistants ( invariably all women ) wear name tags. You read their name off the tag and they think you're staring at their boobs. __________________

11-19-17, 10:29 PM	#7649
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 28,020 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	^NO NO! Always state the lass's name on the tag so she knows you can at least read! You may be a boor but they'll know your a literate boor! Your in a shop shopping, so they assume you're a man of means! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

11-20-17, 12:55 AM	#7650
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,661 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	You get an even worse reaction if you're nearsighted and have to get real close to read. __________________