Nun gives birth "didn't know i was pregnant" - Page 5

Wolferz · 01-23-14, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Well, I hate to do this, but a timeout is in order.

Why didja do it Soopaman?
You coulda been a contender!

Just look at the collateral damage caused by this twisted sister.

I hope the pope throws the good book at her.

Aktungbby · 01-23-14, 11:49 AM

My worry is if the poor peasant girl has figured out where the babies come from...Yet or if it's still Divine inter.....vention? Is there a nunnery for wayward brides of Christ.?

Wolferz · 01-23-14, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

My worry is if the poor peasant girl has figured out where the babies come from...Yet or if it's still Divine inter.....vention? Is there a nunnery for wayward brides of Christ.?

Yes. It's in Vegas.

Garion · 01-23-14, 01:39 PM

If she is being divorced by Jesus through his representatives, will she get half of heaven in settlement of said divorce?

Cheers

Gary

Wolferz · 01-23-14, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Garion

If she is being divorced by Jesus through his representatives, will she get half of heaven in settlement of said divorce?

Cheers

Gary

The pre-nup is ironclad.
Sorry Sister.

Ofeelymebellyboney.

Wait! That's not my belly boney!

TarJak · 01-23-14, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Garion

If she is being divorced by Jesus through his representatives, will she get half of heaven in settlement of said divorce?

Cheers

Gary

Nope his Dad holds the title on that place not Jesus.

Wolferz · 01-24-14, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Nope his Dad holds the title on that place not Jesus.

Her attorney is doing a title search now. Shouldn't take more than 6000 years.

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Garion Commander Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 452 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	If she is being divorced by Jesus through his representatives, will she get half of heaven in settlement of said divorce? Cheers Gary