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Armistead · 02-26-13, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Never found a scary movie yet - but Eraserhead has to be the most unwatchable!

What time is it, Mr Wolf?

12:08 and it's spelled Wolfe..

Why is my wife mad this morning?

Gerald · 02-26-13, 12:14 PM

She did not get breakfast in bed

What color is the one on a night stick?

Wolferz · 02-26-13, 12:56 PM

same color as your hair.

How's that bump on the noggin?

AVGWarhawk · 02-26-13, 01:44 PM

It is a growing concern.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would the woodchuck chuck?

Stealhead · 02-26-13, 01:51 PM

None because a beaver would take all the wood from the woodchuck before he could chuck.

If you had to live life as any wild animal what animal would you choose?(no domesticated animals)

BossMark · 02-26-13, 02:04 PM

A Great White Shark

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb ?

eddie · 02-26-13, 02:06 PM

All of them.

Does the rain in Spain, fall mainly on the plain?

Stealhead · 02-26-13, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossMark

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb ?

For that answer you must pay a fee to my lawyer.

What happens in this game when we have a double answer/double question?

Jimbuna · 02-26-13, 02:12 PM

Yes, according to my fair lady.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

U570 · 02-26-13, 02:53 PM

Depends on the moron and morality.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Jimbuna · 02-26-13, 02:59 PM

Not sure, hatch me another one.

What disease did cured ham actually have?

AVGWarhawk · 02-26-13, 03:07 PM

Triginosis.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Jimbuna · 02-26-13, 03:13 PM

He had a bone to pick with somebody.

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Stealhead · 02-26-13, 03:21 PM

Because when an asteroid passes by everyone has a shocked look on their face while in the case of a hemorrhoid only you have a shocked look on your face when you sit.

Why do they say reckless when the behavior is likely to cause a bad outcome?

AVGWarhawk · 02-26-13, 03:37 PM

Because favorable does not sound right:

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

02-26-13, 12:14 PM	#62
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	She did not get breakfast in bed What color is the one on a night stick? __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

02-26-13, 12:56 PM	#63
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	same color as your hair. How's that bump on the noggin? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

02-26-13, 01:44 PM	#64
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	It is a growing concern. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would the woodchuck chuck? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-26-13, 02:04 PM	#66
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	A Great White Shark How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb ? __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

02-26-13, 02:12 PM	#69
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Yes, according to my fair lady. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-26-13, 01:51 PM	#65
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	None because a beaver would take all the wood from the woodchuck before he could chuck. If you had to live life as any wild animal what animal would you choose?(no domesticated animals)

02-26-13, 02:06 PM	#67
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	All of them. Does the rain in Spain, fall mainly on the plain?

02-26-13, 02:53 PM	#70
U570 Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 867 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	Depends on the moron and morality. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? __________________ "Submariners are a bunch of intelligent misfits that somehow seem to get along, understand each other and work well together"- Anon

02-26-13, 02:59 PM	#71
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Not sure, hatch me another one. What disease did cured ham actually have? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-26-13, 03:07 PM	#72
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Triginosis. Why did the skeleton cross the road? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-26-13, 03:13 PM	#73
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He had a bone to pick with somebody. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-26-13, 03:21 PM	#74
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Because when an asteroid passes by everyone has a shocked look on their face while in the case of a hemorrhoid only you have a shocked look on your face when you sit. Why do they say reckless when the behavior is likely to cause a bad outcome?

02-26-13, 03:37 PM	#75
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Because favorable does not sound right: Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road