2012-13 Subsim NFL thread (Mayan calendar edition)

[nikimcbee]

Since there will be no Superbowl this year due to World destruction, anything is possible.

So here's my spin on the Mayan interpretation of the 2012 Football season.


(mayan priest costume not included)

The 2 sepent's heads are symbolic of the Tebow-Sanchez connection. Where one will rise and the other will be sacrificed to the Namath God.


The Mayans foresaw the return of MoJo.

The Mayans also foretold of a man-king mowing his lawn in black socks, who wil be the future leader of the Oakland Texans (other interperations include the Houston Raiders).

Since we're talkin' Texas teams, The Mayan god of Thunder, represented here:

will crash through the walls of the Eastern Empire to victory. And the queen of the Eastern Empire will be happy cuz Tom can spend more time with her now.





Megatron will devour the cheezheadz and turn Rodgers into a fancy nacho sauce.

The bearz still suck.


Starting timer now to see how long it takes before the vikes wear out Peterson...

T.O. is homeless in Seattle.


Thread is WIP atm.