Hi, are you British?

[Gerald]

Originally Posted by DarkFish

But... but...

We've got awesome snacks (kroket, frikandel), awesome winter meals (snert, hutspot, rookworst) and raw herring!
What more can you want?

Beer,

[jumpy]

Originally Posted by DarkFish

what's wrong with Dutch food?

Last time I went to the netherlands, I was really hungry one morning and the hotel thing we were at was doing breakfast... well, I meandered down expecting to find the hearty viands the english are well known for enjoying in the morning, but apart from some cereals I recognised, all they had to offer a starving englishman for breakfast was sliced ham and an assortment of cheeses

Guys, what were you thinking? You did a really good job with the hookers, hashish and tulips and genevar, but you totally failed at breakfast lol... I was hungry all day and didn't get a decent fried breakfast until I returned to the shores of blighty later that week.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by DarkFish

But... but...

We've got awesome snacks (kroket, frikandel), awesome winter meals (snert, hutspot, rookworst) and raw herring!
What more can you want?

One thing you'll never be able to boast is having tender meat, even my Kaas Kop friends would readily admit to their meat being as hard as the hobs of hell.

We would regularly pay the cross channel lorry drivers to bring us some decent meat for a Sunday roast

[Herr-Berbunch]

My introduction to chips with mayo was in NL So it's your fault I'm now fat

Now, Black Pudding and mayo...

[Jimbuna]

He's gone quiet....must be checking the meat at the butchers

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

He's gone quiet....must be checking the meat at the butchers

Either that or he's down at the docks waiting for one of those cross channel lorry drivers.

[Tchocky]

Originally Posted by DarkFish

what's wrong with Dutch food?

Oh, nothing really wrong with it. But we have y'all beat at the breakfast table

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Either that or he's down at the docks waiting for one of those cross channel lorry drivers.

Better choose his opening words carefully....them brutes won't take too kindly to him if they initially perceive him to be offering them his 'services'

....them brutes won't take too kindly to him if they initially perceive him to be offering them his 'services'

How can a man at the docks possibly be percieved wrongly when asking a trucker to give him some meat?

[Lord Justice]

Order! Order! if you please, I fear this trucker you mention has swayed way off the (British) highway, possibly with a truck load of (topic) bars.

[DarkFish]

Originally Posted by Vendor

Beer,

Exactly! Another reason why the Dutch have better meals, we've got good beer to go with them.

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Oh, nothing really wrong with it. But we have y'all beat at the breakfast table

Well it's not my fault that ye British and Irish woosies can't deal with a little bit of hunger. A light breakfast keeps ye strong

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

My introduction to chips with mayo was in NL

Which is yet another reason for the superiority of Dutch food, we've got the best fastfood in the world.

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Better choose his opening words carefully....them brutes won't take too kindly to him if they initially perceive him to be offering them his 'services'

Why can't y'all just die?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Better choose his opening words carefully....them brutes won't take too kindly to him if they initially perceive him to be offering them his 'services'

Originally Posted by DarkFish

Why can't y'all just die?

Nope, that's not a good opening gambit at the docks

[Penguin]

The reason that the British and Irish breakfast is so huge, is that you won't find anything edible during the rest of the day
When I was in England for 3 weeks I would have starved if there hadn't been the nice Fish & Chips vendors and McDonald's... (and a great variety of crisps (US:chips))

[Herr-Berbunch]

I love a Full English, and hate it when it's listed as Full but half of it is missing - one sausage or one slice of bacon does not a Full English make! The only time I get one now is on a Thursday morning during school holidays, I treat the wife at this lovely cafe we know. Although she's now gone veggie! More sausage and bacon for moi

[AdeptCharge]

Originally Posted by Penguin

The reason that the British and Irish breakfast is so huge, is that you won't find anything edible during the rest of the day

A-hem you are clearly mistaken, there are many establishments throughout the locus of Britain where foods may be purchased, given the fiscal funds meet the correct said amount, consequently time is of no relevance, and most establishments display opening/closure time scales.