The Ugliest Web Site Of All Time - Page 5

Jimbuna · 08-01-10, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Note to myself...

NEVER, NEVER, EVER CLICK THAT LINK EVER AGAIN!

Leave that task to Dowly

Sailor Steve · 08-01-10, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

By God, sir. You mean to imply that the internet is a disgrace? I shall have you know, sir, that the internets are home to only the most respectable of gentlemen. Why, these accusations are an affront to the dignity of this establishment; how dare you offend the internet so?

Do you know this for a fact, or do you only have the internets's word for it? And if I've offended the interntets, I am certain that he is perfectly capable of looking after herself. In fact I

Herr-Berbunch · 08-02-10, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

In fact I

...cannot finish a sentence?
...cannot be bothered anymore?
...wear ladies underwear, but only on tuesdays?
...think this is the start of a whole new thread

What does Steve in fact do...?

(no offence is intended by this post, any resemblence to wearing ladies underwear (but only on a tuesday) is purely coincidental, other days of the week may also apply.

frau kaleun · 08-02-10, 07:55 AM

Sailor Steve · 08-02-10, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

...cannot finish a sentence?
...cannot be bothered anymore?
...wear ladies underwear, but only on tuesdays?
...think this is the start of a whole new thread

What does Steve in fact do...?

(no offence is intended by this post, any resemblence to wearing ladies underwear (but only on a tuesday) is purely coincidental, other days of the week may also apply.

Well, actually I was trying to imply the the internet won, and shut me down, but that is now obviously not true, so I have to come up with a new tactic. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST TUESDAY, YOU DIRTY DAYIST?

As for what Steve does, that is in fact only for Steve to know (of course I don't know myself, but the best tactic for diversion is still to blame the other guy).

Herr-Berbunch · 08-02-10, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Well, actually I was trying to imply the the internet won, and shut me down, but that is now obviously not true, so I have to come up with a new tactic. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST TUESDAY, YOU DIRTY DAYIST?

What happens on a tuesday is between me and my psychotherapist, that girl from school and the nice policemen, the grocer (Jack), and my Auntie Richard...

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

As for what Steve does, that is in fact only for Steve to know (of course I don't know myself, but the best tactic for diversion is still to blame the other guy).

I see, so it's all this other fellow's fault... I didn't write the above post, it was the other guy...

Him, he done it!

Capt. Morgan · 08-02-10, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Wow, that takes bad design to a new level of art form

But there is this, that has to say sumptin about her I like.

Granted, her site is best viewed through welders goggles, but I found a lot about her I liked.

Most especially, I like the fact that she isn't afraid of her own personality, and isn't afraid to express it. Her site gives me a great impression of who she is and I'm willing to bet that sitting next to her on a long flight would be both fun and memorable.

Nice to see someone making a living doing what they obviously love. I notice she has a lot of friends too - and that her customers all look pretty happy.

And isn't it nice to see someone who isn't trying to be a just a pale imitation of whatever cultural idol has happened to catch their imagination for the moment?

Her site also has a recipe for a killer Pecan Pie... but I'm not going to give you the link - So There!

Jimbuna · 08-02-10, 02:43 PM

In what shape and colour does the pie come in?

Capt. Morgan · 08-02-10, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

In what shape and colour does the pie come in?

No Idea (no pix), but the recipe was written in bright red letters over a pale blue background

krashkart · 08-02-10, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

but the best tactic for diversion is still to blame the other guy

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

I see, so it's all this other fellow's fault... I didn't write the above post, it was the other guy...

Him, he done it!

Wasn't my fault either. Judging from TLAM Strike's signature I'd say it was UnderseaLcpl's fault.

Herr-Berbunch · 08-03-10, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Wasn't my fault either. Judging from TLAM Strike's signature I'd say it was UnderseaLcpl's fault.

Yeah, but UnderseaLcpl says it's your fault, or mine, or TLAM Strike's, or... D'oh!

UnderseaLcpl · 08-03-10, 07:05 AM

How did I get dragged into this?

krashkart · 08-03-10, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

How did I get dragged into this?

I'm not sure. But hey, we have dancing bananas here!

Herr-Berbunch · 08-03-10, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

I'd say it was UnderseaLcpl's fault.

On this page it was there

, but on p1 it's definately TLAM Strike's fault... either way it's not mine!

Raptor1 · 08-03-10, 07:31 AM

The fault lies with he who denies having the fault, and it's definitely not me.

08-02-10, 02:43 PM	#68
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	In what shape and colour does the pie come in? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-03-10, 07:05 AM	#72
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	How did I get dragged into this? __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	The fault lies with he who denies having the fault, and it's definitely not me. __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0