For all the people complaining about wives/girlfriends - Page 5

danlisa · 01-19-08, 10:46 AM

Meh, you guys to have think bigger.

Do what I'm doing....ship her of to her sisters for 2 weeks at the beginning of Feb.

Woohoo, party.

NealT · 01-19-08, 03:46 PM

I did it for a month once...unfortunately she left me with a 'to do list' longer than I could have finished in a year.

No parties for me...

Jimbuna · 01-19-08, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by danlisa

Meh, you guys to have think bigger.

Do what I'm doing....ship her of to her sisters for 2 weeks at the beginning of Feb.

Woohoo, party.

Hope it's as big as the one that's going to be on at her sisters

01-19-08, 06:36 PM

Meh.. Girlfriends? I have had 6 in my whole life, sometimes they can be a pain in the ass.

Always remember this..women are dangerous!:hmm:

Szlezwig Holsztajn · 01-19-08, 07:01 PM

Nah, they are not so bad

I'm not spending my time with SH3 much too, cause i got other life stuff to do, but if we talk about my wife distracting me from it, i would say it's not that bad

So i will vote for myself as a definitely lucky one to have a wife.

Jimbuna · 01-20-08, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by AdlerGrosmann

Meh.. Girlfriends? I have had 6 in my whole life, sometimes they can be a pain in the ass.

Always remember this..women are dangerous!:hmm:

If they're causing you to experience 'pain in the ass'.....then you are definitely performing some fundamental act in very much the wrong way....which would mean they are 'dangerous'

Moog · 01-20-08, 09:31 AM

Myself and the other half have reached an accord.

We both like going down on things that are long, hard, and full of seamen...

:rotfl:

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 01-20-08, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AdlerGrosmann

I have had 6 in my whole life

what ages were you/they ?

Sniper_Fox · 01-31-08, 04:28 AM

my girlfriend called me today and called me herr kaleun lol

Marko_Ramius · 02-01-08, 05:31 AM

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I give her attention when she needs it. After I get her speed, distance, and angle off bow, I plot a solution, torpedo her, and move back to my patrol grid (desk) and continue the hunt for more tonnage...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

My last GF asked me one day : " well, man .. it's your computer or it's me, you choose now ! "

I think you know the answer i did

fat jez · 02-01-08, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Marko_Ramius

My last GF asked me one day : " well, man .. it's your computer or it's me, you choose now ! "

I think you know the answer i did

Ultimatums are always pretty risky, you need to be pretty sure of the outcome before asking and be prepared for an answer you didn't want, as your (now ex presumably) GF found out!

Cheers,
Stephen

Blacklight · 02-01-08, 03:22 PM

If you really want to push the wife/girlfriend over the edge, do what I do. Give your computer girls names and put pictures of them on your desktop. (Make sure they're wholesome mind you). My Desktop, I call Rogue and it has a picture of a comic cover of Roge from the X-Men on it, and my laptop is nammed Laura and it's wallpaper is a picture of a character created by me for City of Heroes.
Then make sure to change your windows sound files to make it seem like the girls are talking to you when you do stuff.
When I shut Rogue down, she says "The girls are right ! You are a charmer !":rotfl:

I have half a mind to get ahold of my wife's laptop and put the Rogue wallpaper on it and have it say on boot up "Keep your mits offa' mah man !!!" :rotfl:

I did this all in response to my wife beginning to get jealous of my computers. hehe. Now she's used to them.. even though she calls them my "Square headed mistresses".

01-19-08, 10:46 AM	#61
danlisa Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 5,499 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 1	Meh, you guys to have think bigger. Do what I'm doing....ship her of to her sisters for 2 weeks at the beginning of Feb. Woohoo, party. __________________

01-31-08, 04:28 AM	#69
Sniper_Fox Engineer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: North of Malta, shadowing your pretty little C3 Cargo! Posts: 212 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	my girlfriend called me today and called me herr kaleun lol __________________ Im a one U-boat wolfpack. Ive hit the bottom of the Mediterranian at 250 metres in my VIIC and brought that babe back up, and still made it back to La Spezia. Ive sunk more destroyers than I have merchants...youll wish you never sailed into U-87s hunting grounds. When you pull into port, dont lull yourself into a false sense of security, your mines and subnets are just a petty challenge for my crew and I.

02-01-08, 03:22 PM	#72
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	If you really want to push the wife/girlfriend over the edge, do what I do. Give your computer girls names and put pictures of them on your desktop. (Make sure they're wholesome mind you). My Desktop, I call Rogue and it has a picture of a comic cover of Roge from the X-Men on it, and my laptop is nammed Laura and it's wallpaper is a picture of a character created by me for City of Heroes. Then make sure to change your windows sound files to make it seem like the girls are talking to you when you do stuff. When I shut Rogue down, she says "The girls are right ! You are a charmer !":rotfl: I have half a mind to get ahold of my wife's laptop and put the Rogue wallpaper on it and have it say on boot up "Keep your mits offa' mah man !!!" :rotfl: I did this all in response to my wife beginning to get jealous of my computers. hehe. Now she's used to them.. even though she calls them my "Square headed mistresses". __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-19-08, 03:46 PM	#62
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I did it for a month once...unfortunately she left me with a 'to do list' longer than I could have finished in a year. No parties for me...

01-19-08, 06:36 PM	#64
AdlerGrosmann Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Meh.. Girlfriends? I have had 6 in my whole life, sometimes they can be a pain in the ass. Always remember this..women are dangerous!:hmm:

01-19-08, 07:01 PM	#65
Szlezwig Holsztajn Swabbie Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: UK (Poland) Posts: 8 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Nah, they are not so bad I'm not spending my time with SH3 much too, cause i got other life stuff to do, but if we talk about my wife distracting me from it, i would say it's not that bad So i will vote for myself as a definitely lucky one to have a wife.

01-20-08, 09:31 AM	#67
Moog Swabbie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 10 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	Myself and the other half have reached an accord. We both like going down on things that are long, hard, and full of seamen... :rotfl: