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u-168 · 10-23-07, 04:56 PM

whats the story with the old bull and the young bull like got to tell

Jimbuna · 10-23-07, 06:15 PM

It'll be some old Aussie fable they used to tell each other eons ago whilst in the pokey no doubt

baggygreen · 10-23-07, 08:00 PM

Nah Jim that one was about how we go out the back, take a roo and erm.. hmm. We fed them.....

TarJak · 10-23-07, 10:04 PM

There were once two bulls standing in a paddock. One was a young fit bull who was full of beans and the other was a wily old bull who had been around the paddock for quite a few seasons.

Anyway one day they were standing in the shade of an old gum tree that stood on a hillock in one corner of the paddock, watching a herd of cows standing in the opposite corner chewing their cud nibbling grass and generally doing what cows do when they are not engaged in being milked.

"Hey! lets run over and shag one of those cows!" said the young bull.

"No son, lets slowly walk over and shag the lot!" said the old bull.

The moral of the story?

Don't get too excited about rushing to do something or you might do it half a55ed!

Jimbuna · 10-24-07, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

There were once two bulls standing in a paddock. One was a young fit bull who was full of beans and the other was a wily old bull who had been around the paddock for quite a few seasons.

Anyway one day they were standing in the shade of an old gum tree that stood on a hillock in one corner of the paddock, watching a herd of cows standing in the opposite corner chewing their cud nibbling grass and generally doing what cows do when they are not engaged in being milked.

"Hey! lets run over and shag one of those cows!" said the young bull.

"No son, lets slowly walk over and shag the lot!" said the old bull.

The moral of the story?

Don't get too excited about rushing to do something or you might do it half a55ed!

The old uns are still the best

u-168 · 10-26-07, 10:19 AM

you are all mad youre in my good books people mad story though:rotfl:

u-168

by the way i found out that my profile has been used by my mate so eny problems sorry,

10-23-07, 04:56 PM	#61
u-168 Planesman Join Date: May 2007 Location: united kingdom Posts: 182 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	hey whats the story with the old bull and the young bull like got to tell __________________ U-168 Arctic wolf On The Prowl ..- \| \| \| \| \| .- .-. -.-. - .. -.-. \| .-- --- .-.. ..-. \| --- -. \| - .... . \| .--. .-. --- .-- .-.. http://www.scoutnet.nl/~inter/morse/morseform.html Commander Of The Vladimir Lenin Akula-Typhoon Class Ballistic Missile Submarine

10-23-07, 06:15 PM	#62
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It'll be some old Aussie fable they used to tell each other eons ago whilst in the pokey no doubt __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-23-07, 10:04 PM	#64
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	There were once two bulls standing in a paddock. One was a young fit bull who was full of beans and the other was a wily old bull who had been around the paddock for quite a few seasons. Anyway one day they were standing in the shade of an old gum tree that stood on a hillock in one corner of the paddock, watching a herd of cows standing in the opposite corner chewing their cud nibbling grass and generally doing what cows do when they are not engaged in being milked. "Hey! lets run over and shag one of those cows!" said the young bull. "No son, lets slowly walk over and shag the lot!" said the old bull. The moral of the story? Don't get too excited about rushing to do something or you might do it half a55ed! Last edited by TarJak; 10-23-07 at 10:21 PM.

10-26-07, 10:19 AM	#66
u-168 Planesman Join Date: May 2007 Location: united kingdom Posts: 182 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	ha ha you are all mad youre in my good books people mad story though:rotfl: u-168 by the way i found out that my profile has been used by my mate so eny problems sorry, __________________ U-168 Arctic wolf On The Prowl ..- \| \| \| \| \| .- .-. -.-. - .. -.-. \| .-- --- .-.. ..-. \| --- -. \| - .... . \| .--. .-. --- .-- .-.. http://www.scoutnet.nl/~inter/morse/morseform.html Commander Of The Vladimir Lenin Akula-Typhoon Class Ballistic Missile Submarine

10-23-07, 08:00 PM	#63
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Nah Jim that one was about how we go out the back, take a roo and erm.. hmm. We fed them.....