What do you tell your good lady...... - Page 5

Jimbuna · 12-08-06, 10:51 AM

On a serious note...1/2 an hour to see to her business :hmm:
At my age it takes about 2 mins lol

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-06, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

On a serious note...1/2 an hour to see to her business :hmm:
At my age it takes about 2 mins lol

Sometimes my wife likes to take care of business more than once within that 1/2 hour. She offers her honor and I honor her offer and it is offer and honor for 1/2 hour

danlisa · 12-08-06, 11:04 AM

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....and it is offer and honor for 1/2 hour

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:My god man, do you ever stop?

Excellent

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-06, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

....and it is offer and honor for 1/2 hour

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:My god man, do you ever stop?

Excellent

I only stop to play SH3 uninterrupted

Jimbuna · 12-08-06, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by danlisa

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

....and it is offer and honor for 1/2 hour

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:My god man, do you ever stop?

Excellent

I only stop to play SH3 uninterrupted

:rotfl: :rotfl: thats more like it AV

melnibonian · 12-08-06, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by danlisa

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

....and it is offer and honor for 1/2 hour

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:My god man, do you ever stop?

Excellent

I only stop to play SH3 uninterrupted

Top quality as always :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

melnibonian · 12-08-06, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

At my age it takes about 2 mins lol

I will be a grown up and a gentleman and I will not coment

Really funny though :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

AS · 12-08-06, 01:42 PM

Don´t worry, mate, give it some time, and when you´re older it will take you 2 minutes just to UNDRESS!:rotfl:

Cheers, AS

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-06, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AS

Don´t worry, mate, give it some time, and when you´re older it will take you 2 minutes just to UNDRESS!:rotfl:

Cheers, AS

Thats if you remember how to undress or who you are for that matter :rotfl::rotfl:

12-08-06, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

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Originally Posted by danlisa

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

....and it is offer and honor for 1/2 hour

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:My god man, do you ever stop?

Excellent

I only stop to play SH3 uninterrupted

Like, Wolfus Uninterruptus?

(...better than real sex??)

les green01 · 12-10-06, 09:34 PM

put two computers in the same room with second life install on her machine,i done this for my gf she plays it for hours leaving me to play sh3

JSalinger · 12-11-06, 01:53 AM

Tell her to be thankful you're having an affair with your PC instead of having an affair with an actual woman.

I tell my girlfriend that I'm studying for my calculus exams and refreshing my geometry and trigonometry skills (even though technically the calculus really doesn't apply...).

As for my mother, I tell her that 1) At least it's keeping me from making her a grandma ten years early and 2) that it's better than me hanging out with ex-friends who I used to hang out (they smoke, do drugs, drink booze, snatch purses, etc).

Sailor Steve · 12-11-06, 11:44 AM

That's what a friend of mine said when his wife complained about their kids taking up tabletop miniatures wargaming: "At least it's keeping them off the streets".

Corsair · 12-11-06, 01:02 PM

Gee, before computers I did spend a lot of time playing tabletop wargaming, mainly 1/285th WWII with Command Decision rules or a Naval game called Amirauté IIRC... There was the fun of having all players in the same room with coke and chips for the weekend, which you can today only have by organizing LAN parties...
PS : forgot Squad Leader...

Hylander_1314 · 12-11-06, 10:05 PM

Flowers, nice jewelry, not for frogiveness, but as actual gifts. Out of the blue with no reason (they love it, the attention). Take her dinner when you've successfully completed a patrol so you can celebrate, or something of that nature.

12-08-06, 10:51 AM	#61
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,501 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	On a serious note...1/2 an hour to see to her business :hmm: At my age it takes about 2 mins lol __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-08-06, 01:42 PM	#68
AS 中国水兵 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 275 Downloads: 135 Uploads: 0	Don´t worry, mate, give it some time, and when you´re older it will take you 2 minutes just to UNDRESS!:rotfl: Cheers, AS __________________ Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. (Oscar Wilde)

12-10-06, 09:34 PM	#71
les green01 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Freeman Missouri Posts: 1,784 Downloads: 1405 Uploads: 0	put two computers in the same room with second life install on her machine,i done this for my gf she plays it for hours leaving me to play sh3 __________________ I'll tell you what bravery really is. Bravery is just determination to do a job that you know has to be done. Audie Murphy

12-11-06, 01:53 AM	#72
JSalinger Sparky Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Spokane, WA, USA Posts: 156 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Tell her to be thankful you're having an affair with your PC instead of having an affair with an actual woman. I tell my girlfriend that I'm studying for my calculus exams and refreshing my geometry and trigonometry skills (even though technically the calculus really doesn't apply...). As for my mother, I tell her that 1) At least it's keeping me from making her a grandma ten years early and 2) that it's better than me hanging out with ex-friends who I used to hang out (they smoke, do drugs, drink booze, snatch purses, etc). __________________ J. Salinger King of the House

12-11-06, 11:44 AM	#73
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	That's what a friend of mine said when his wife complained about their kids taking up tabletop miniatures wargaming: "At least it's keeping them off the streets". __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-11-06, 01:02 PM	#74
Corsair Ace of the Deep Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toulouse France Posts: 1,140 Downloads: 51 Uploads: 0	Gee, before computers I did spend a lot of time playing tabletop wargaming, mainly 1/285th WWII with Command Decision rules or a Naval game called Amirauté IIRC... There was the fun of having all players in the same room with coke and chips for the weekend, which you can today only have by organizing LAN parties... PS : forgot Squad Leader... __________________ NYGM 3.4A / Living SH3 V5.1 + SH3 Commander

12-11-06, 10:05 PM	#75
Hylander_1314 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2006 Location: 5 Miles Inland West Of Lake Huron Posts: 1,936 Downloads: 139 Uploads: 0	Flowers, nice jewelry, not for frogiveness, but as actual gifts. Out of the blue with no reason (they love it, the attention). Take her dinner when you've successfully completed a patrol so you can celebrate, or something of that nature. __________________ A legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law. -John Marshall Chief Justice of the Supreme Court ---------------------