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Old 10-19-07, 01:01 PM   #706
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near KentuckyFried Chicken crutch less knickers
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Old 10-19-07, 02:44 PM   #709
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near KentuckyFried Chicken crutch less knickers that were stained
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near KentuckyFried Chicken crutch less knickersthat were stained with seamen's

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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near KentuckyFried Chicken crutch less knickersthat were stained with seamen's unerring accuracy
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near KentuckyFried Chicken crutch less knickersthat were stained with seamen's unerring accuracy toward childish
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[quote=jimbuna]Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near KentuckyFried Chicken crutch less knickersthat were stained with seamen's unerring accuracy toward childish endeavors
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

unerring accuracy toward childish Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near Kentucky Fried Chicken crutch less knickers that were stained with seamen's endeavors posted
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near Kentucky Fried Chicken. Crutch less knickers that were stained with seamen's unerring accuracy toward childish endeavors posted enticingly
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near Kentucky Fried Chicken. Crutch less knickers that were stained with seamen's unerring accuracy toward childish endeavors posted enticingly and seductively
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near Kentucky Fried Chicken. Crutch less knickers that were stained with seamen's unerring accuracy toward childish endeavors posted enticingly and seductively hummed
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near Kentucky Fried Chicken. Crutch less knickers that were stained with seamen's unerring accuracy toward childish endeavors posted enticingly and seductively hummed out of tune
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.

It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes."

The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death.

Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad.

Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon.

Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers.

Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks.

Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows.

Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters.

Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew.

Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck.

Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler.

Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties.

Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew.

Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings.

Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached.

Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails.

The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box.

John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde."

I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay.

Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information.

In Italy, Parisians dance naked together despite the fact iridescent light illuminates tiny potholes in proliferation of Russians fauna faeces.

Rudimentary drainage channels begin churning spurious bloggers keystrokes on Commodore 64's keyboard's typographical interface console resulting in apocalyptic emmisions.

Delusional demons sing merrily during Cinco De Mayo concerts despite teleporting torpedoes backwards through a wormhole encrusted in rust and barnacles.

Prudently, flatulence saved in a bottle constitutes delicacies in Zimbabwe's gouvernment catering traditionally considered gastronomical upsets.

Incontinence peanut butter jams taste delicious bump without grind droppings discarded. The droppings bumped headlong into Stalin and Churchill fornicating quietly behind the bike-shed fence with whomever was here first.

Meanwhile Ford Prefect epitomized Chicken Nugget airbags chased Harry Potter into his panties.

Esmerelda fumbled with her trigonometry calculations machine that buzzed invitingly inside Titanic's reciprocating gearbox custard flummoxer.

Triangular codpiece hats pranced merrily towards death.

Craniectomies painlessly precede George Orwell's 1984 bitumastic Wilbury a celibate toadstool cooking orange worms prognosticated over dinner.

Suspicion flourished at APEC toy stores destroyed by giant marshmallow bunny's lucky four leaf clover wafting nefariously on the Chaser's war on everything.

Supercilious urchins kingdoms dive deep offering nutritional buckets. Kraftwerk, suck LOL but remain fastidiously handicapped despite deliberately rocking wheelchairs dangerously above the masses.

Circumcision cut fore skin diapers rarely discard plankton secatures and remove putrefying gargoyles dancing backwards dangerously afire.

Pocahontas wrote backwards nattirb htiw ecaeP & raW, but stopped urinating long enough until she found her wellingtons floating in the Thames River just near Kentucky Fried Chicken. Crutch less knickers that were stained with seamen's unerring accuracy toward childish endeavors posted enticingly and seductively hummed out of tune in haromony
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