British Football Thread (all divisions) - Page 48

BossMark · 07-28-14, 10:55 AM

BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool FC have announced they are going to rename their club to Scousehampton.

Jimbuna · 07-28-14, 01:03 PM

Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League.

Jimbuna · 07-29-14, 06:49 AM

BREAKING NEWS:

Southampton announce they will face Blackpool in a 5 a side friendly this week.

BossMark · 07-30-14, 12:39 AM

To be fair, Southampton aren't the first people to come back from a Summer break to find their valuables were taken by someone from Liverpool...

Jimbuna · 07-30-14, 08:09 AM

I telephoned Southampton Football Club to ask them what time their game kicked off this evening.

The receptionist replied, "What time can you get here."

BossMark · 08-06-14, 08:25 AM

Wonder what date the testimonial is for Howard Webb at Old Trafford?
Happy Retirement!

BossMark · 08-06-14, 09:25 AM

Frank Lampard arrived at City today and says he's settled in well, adding: "I recognise many of the fans from when they supported Chelsea

Jimbuna · 08-07-14, 06:12 AM

After signing a one year contract with Manchester City, Frank Lampard has said he is looking forward to working with the next 3 or 4 Manchester City managers.

BossMark · 08-08-14, 09:50 AM

Celtic, sharing the same legal team as Bernie Eccleston.

Jimbuna · 08-08-14, 12:21 PM

Happy scenes seeing Celtic celebrate winning their second SPL title in a row. Now I'm off to open a bottle of champagne after beating my two year old daughter in a fight.

BossMark · 08-12-14, 06:19 AM

Surprised today to find out Aston villa striker Andreas Weimann is Austrian.

With a surname like that I always thought he was from Newcastle.

Jimbuna · 08-12-14, 08:53 AM

Glenn Hoddle joins QPR coaching staff.

He obviously did something bad in a previous life to deserve that.

BossMark · 08-12-14, 10:15 AM

Manchester United's planned up coming testimonial match in honour of Howard Webbs retirement and loyal service was to be played against Iceland and used as a scouting mission but they have now decided farm foods will be a safer option!

Jimbuna · 08-13-14, 07:58 AM

Q. What's the similarity between Manchester United and a 3-pin plug?

A. They're both useless in Europe.

BossMark · 08-13-14, 09:58 AM

Manchester United have banned fans from bringing tablets and computers to Old Trafford next season

This is not the first time United have stopped electronic items being used at their home ground, referees have been banned from using any kind of timing device since the mid 90s

07-28-14, 10:55 AM	#706
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool FC have announced they are going to rename their club to Scousehampton. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-28-14, 01:03 PM	#707
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-29-14, 06:49 AM	#708
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	BREAKING NEWS: Southampton announce they will face Blackpool in a 5 a side friendly this week. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-30-14, 12:39 AM	#709
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	To be fair, Southampton aren't the first people to come back from a Summer break to find their valuables were taken by someone from Liverpool... __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-30-14, 08:09 AM	#710
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I telephoned Southampton Football Club to ask them what time their game kicked off this evening. The receptionist replied, "What time can you get here." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-06-14, 08:25 AM	#711
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Wonder what date the testimonial is for Howard Webb at Old Trafford? Happy Retirement! __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

08-06-14, 09:25 AM	#712
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Frank Lampard arrived at City today and says he's settled in well, adding: "I recognise many of the fans from when they supported Chelsea __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

08-07-14, 06:12 AM	#713
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	After signing a one year contract with Manchester City, Frank Lampard has said he is looking forward to working with the next 3 or 4 Manchester City managers. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-08-14, 09:50 AM	#714
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Celtic, sharing the same legal team as Bernie Eccleston. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

08-08-14, 12:21 PM	#715
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Happy scenes seeing Celtic celebrate winning their second SPL title in a row. Now I'm off to open a bottle of champagne after beating my two year old daughter in a fight. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-12-14, 06:19 AM	#716
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Surprised today to find out Aston villa striker Andreas Weimann is Austrian. With a surname like that I always thought he was from Newcastle. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

08-12-14, 08:53 AM	#717
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Glenn Hoddle joins QPR coaching staff. He obviously did something bad in a previous life to deserve that. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-12-14, 10:15 AM	#718
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Manchester United's planned up coming testimonial match in honour of Howard Webbs retirement and loyal service was to be played against Iceland and used as a scouting mission but they have now decided farm foods will be a safer option! __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

08-13-14, 07:58 AM	#719
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Q. What's the similarity between Manchester United and a 3-pin plug? A. They're both useless in Europe. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-13-14, 09:58 AM	#720
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Manchester United have banned fans from bringing tablets and computers to Old Trafford next season This is not the first time United have stopped electronic items being used at their home ground, referees have been banned from using any kind of timing device since the mid 90s __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now