Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[TarJak]

Granted, but how would you paint with it? Your walls are still the same colour they were before the paint came out of the tin.

I wish Jim knew the difference between fish and mammals.

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by TarJak

Granted, but how would you paint with it? Your walls are still the same colour they were before the paint came out of the tin.

I wish Jim knew the difference between fish and mammals.

Granted, but now he gets confused between amphibians and birds.

I wish my cats would stop hogging the heat from the fire.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Granted, but now he gets confused between amphibians and birds.

I wish my cats would stop hogging the heat from the fire.

Granted! But they charge you twice as much for the heating bill.

I wish I had an alligator in my kitchen.

[Safe-Keeper]

Granted, but it eats you and goes back to waiting for NorOps, which I wish, by the way, was finished and had a gazillion new ships and guns and planes and lots of eyecandy.

[Ishmael]

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Granted, but it eats you and goes back to waiting for NorOps, which I wish, by the way, was finished and had a gazillion new ships and guns and planes and lots of eyecandy.

Granted. But it turns out they're all real and plan on invading...your house.


I wish Osama bin-Laden was gay.

[Biggles]

Granted, but he is not interested in you.

I wish I was happy.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it doesn't last long because Finland hammer you at ice hockey.

I wish sugar wasn't sweet.

[Ishmael]

Originally Posted by Biggles

Granted, but he is not interested in you.

I wish I was happy.

To quote Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor,

Jim: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
Mongo: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.


Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Granted, but it doesn't last long because Finland hammer you at ice hockey.

I wish sugar wasn't sweet.

Granted but as it is now sour your tea tastes like Osama bin-Laden took a tinkle in it.

I wish Ishmael knew how to play this game.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the eventual outcome is irrelevant because he doesn't bother posting anymore.

I wish I hadn't forgotten what I was about to type.

[Kratos]

I wish I hadn't forgotten what I was about to type

Granted: by the time you remember what you wanted to post you'll be too old, and nobody would make any sense of it anyway.

I wish I didnt have to go to the doctors today?

[Biggles]

Granted, the doctors calls you at home and tells you not to come, since they don't want to catch the very rare and dangerous disease that you have.

I wish it was the second of May tomorrow.

[Ishmael]

Originally Posted by Biggles

Granted, the doctors calls you at home and tells you not to come, since they don't want to catch the very rare and dangerous disease that you have.

I wish it was the second of May tomorrow.

Granted. However, the time compression required to advance you to the 2nd accelerates the aging process adding a year to your life for every day in the future you advance adding eight years to your age.

I wish I wasn't so irrelevant and posted more.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Ishmael

Granted. However, the time compression required to advance you to the 2nd accelerates the aging process adding a year to your life for every day in the future you advance adding eight years to your age.

I wish I wasn't so irrelevant and posted more.

Granted, Just tell us more navy stories!

I wish I had a pizza.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but they burned the cheese!!

I wish I had a free book.